#1
Poronto
Post rating: +
i found myself somewhat not hating my gay dumb life and the whole stupid world and everything in it for a brief period yesterday. i apologixe for this deviation from orthodoxy comrads
#2
political car tune
Post rating: +
fucked up if true
#3
Post rating: ~

littlegreenpills posted:

i found myself somewhat not hating my gay dumb life and the whole stupid world and everything in it for a brief period yesterday.


i do this a lot. its how you can tell im a liberal.

#4
Post rating: ~
I'm going to Cop School. Like a half of the student body will eventually be cops. Lol.
#5
Kurdt
Post rating: ~
turdchat, lowly abject turdchat
#6
political car tune
Post rating: +



#7
Poronto
Post rating: +
i pissed my pants at work while reading this thread. like I didn't notice my dick was aimed wrongly so I pissed on my pants. I texted future widow to being me new pants but she was unavailable so I had to go home where the toilet had backed up everywhere so have to clean it then make up lost time at work. this is 100% true
#8
[account deactivated]
#9
Poronto
Post rating: ~
she is very sorry that she could not clean up the backed up toilet water that was flooding our hallway because she was doing her nails when it happend
#10
[account deactivated]
#11
Post rating: +
I wish I had never become a communist and left my door open at university
#12
Post rating: ~
I met Hillary Clinton and only called her out for being hypocritical.
#13
Kurdt
Post rating: ~
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/23/caption-competition-boris-johnson-kurdistan-ak47
#14
political car tune
Post rating: +
#15
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: +
i have an $1800 hospital bill due tomorrow that i think im going to just....not pay

hospital bills are like homework right? they eventually just go away if you dont do them and someone maybe gets mad and yells at you and writes it down in a notebook somewhere and then you just go on living your life that will probably be marginally negatively affected by it in some academic or theoretical way that doesnt matter in the long run?
#16
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: +++++
"yeah but it will negatively affect your credit rating and you wont be able to buy a new car or a house!" Oh really? Will it prevent me from marrying my supermodel girlfriend as well? Becoming President? Flying to the moon?
#17
Post rating: ~
i thought obama fixed healthcare and made it socialistic
#18
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: +
if you don't pay your bill than you can't be admitted to a hospital because they will all turn you away. but for liability reasons they can't turn away a sick person. so they will give you the pills they give celebrities that make it so you never get sick. however word will get out that a person not protected by the dark order has some of those pills. but you'll be able to fight off these guys because bullets can't hurt you. except silver bullets, meaning you're love of coors light beer. hope this helps.
#19
Poronto
Post rating: +

Superabound posted:

i have an $1800 hospital bill due tomorrow that i think im going to just....not pay

hospital bills are like homework right? they eventually just go away if you dont do them and someone maybe gets mad and yells at you and writes it down in a notebook somewhere and then you just go on living your life that will probably be marginally negatively affected by it in some academic or theoretical way that doesnt matter in the long run?



call them and tell them you want to pay it but you can only afford $10 a month installments

#20
[account deactivated]
#21
Post rating: +

Superabound posted:

i have an $1800 hospital bill due tomorrow that i think im going to just....not pay

hospital bills are like homework right? they eventually just go away if you dont do them and someone maybe gets mad and yells at you and writes it down in a notebook somewhere and then you just go on living your life that will probably be marginally negatively affected by it in some academic or theoretical way that doesnt matter in the long run?


Depends on the hospital. Some just forward the bill to an independent collection agency, and they then proceed to harass you via mail/phone at all hours of the day until you pay up + interest. Others take you directly to court and have the state garnish your wages. I'd work with the hospital and see if you can't set up a payment schedule. That, or become homeless in which case they won't bother and will probably treat you for free 4eva (well, at least in instances when you're on the verge of death... maybe).

#22
Post rating: ~
i dont understand this mead
#23
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: ~

littlegreenpills posted:

call them and tell them you want to pay it but you can only afford $10 a month installments



i dont know man....that sounds an awful lot like lying

#24
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: +
i thought i had insurance when i went to the hospital (the only reason i even went in the first place), but the insurance company said my insurance only kicked in a month after my employee handbook says it was supposed to kick in. and even with insurance the bill wouldnt meet the deductible anyway, and it happened in December, meaning my yearly deductible amount would have started over on Jan 1 (the day my insurance company is saying my insurance started) anyway. So in other words, me having had insurance is literally functionally identical to me NOT having had insurance. Thanks, Obama.
#25
political car tune
Post rating: ~

Superabound posted:

So in other words, me having a vote is literally functionally identical to me NOT having a vote. Thanks, Obama.

#26
Post rating: ~
my friend broke his leg skiing and had something like $40k in hospital bills, didnt have insurance, and somehow got them to settle on somewhere around $2k. thats all he paid.

meanwhile i had surgery on my broken foot, had shitty insurance, and ended up paying somewhere around $10k when all is said and done. not counting the ~$100 a month i paid for insurance in the 7 years prior when i never went to a doctor or hospital
#27
political car tune
Post rating: ~

AUSTIN, TX—Noting that the chances of one reaching the planet’s surface are largely dependent on speed and angle of entry, a study released Thursday by the University of Texas Department of Astronomy found that the majority of blessings from God burn up while passing through Earth’s atmosphere. “We discovered that due to the thickness and density of the gases surrounding our planet, 80 percent of God’s graces will completely disintegrate by the time they are about 75 to 100 kilometers away from the surface,” said professor Donald Northcote, adding that his team’s observations suggest that roughly 19 million of the Lord’s blessings vaporize in the mesosphere on any given day. “Even the largest and most generous of God’s gifts will be reduced to many minute fragments of His original intention during the journey, and the rare blessing that reaches the ground will be much smaller than it was in Heaven. Moreover, those divine blessings that manage to make it through the atmosphere typically fall harmlessly into the ocean without humans even realizing it.” Northcote told reporters that a particularly powerful blessing from God that struck Earth during the Cretaceous Period is believed to have wiped out 75 percent of the world’s species.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-majority-of-gods-blessings-burn-up,37946/

#28
Online
Post rating: ~

TG posted:

my friend broke his leg skiing and had something like $40k in hospital bills, didnt have insurance, and somehow got them to settle on somewhere around $2k. thats all he paid.

meanwhile i had surgery on my broken foot, had shitty insurance, and ended up paying somewhere around $10k when all is said and done. not counting the ~$100 a month i paid for insurance in the 7 years prior when i never went to a doctor or hospital

i once called hospital and said i didnt have insurance and they lopped my bill way down too lol

#29
[account deactivated]