aerdil posted:elemennop posted:"*puts chin in fists* aren't I so much nicer than the other johns because I listen to you? now suck my dick without a condom and thank me"
that reminds me i need to finish off my nonerotic erotic fiction story ahem *clears throat, swallows the mucus*
"Yeah baby," the thirty-two year old otaku groans, "take my syphilitic cock into your mouth, that's it baby." His dick chafes against the stained mouth his yaoi anime pillow. "Ah yeah I'm going to expel my positively charged cum all over your face, it's going to drip down from your eyes into the chasms of your nostrils like bat guana dripping down the entrance of a cave." The grown man covered in bedsores convulses until a puff of blood-tinged smoke pops out of his greasy phallus, whose odor now permanently reeks of clinal-strength Vaseline. A bedbug skitters off his arm back into the seams of the pillow as the man collapses, not to wake until his sleep apnea jolts him back into the land of living.
im going to be 32 the next time we get the chance to kick out the tories, I guess this is prophetic
chickeon posted:that guy loves rape, and cops, and israel. pay him no mind
I'm a Christian so I sort of have to love cops and Israel, it's a very Tough Love. As for rape, how about no Scott?
thirdplace posted:tell them its fair use
This guy is a lawyer. Our very own leonard. There are som e other lawyers here, if you look closely enough *squints* and listen to the wind.
aerdil posted:man germanjoey is just like my father, we never hear from him until we fuck something up, and even then its usually not our fault!! fuck u dad.
Same but with less yaoi yuri avatars
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Crow posted:oh shut up donald
hmm, which person should I try to curry favour with, the known criminal prostitute who would certainly kill me for a few quid, or the gentle giant Crow who would never bring harm to me. Pretty much a no brainer. So shyeah I'm going to defend the right to work in a sex warehouse in Frankfurt for minimum wage and tickets to Darude.
getfiscal posted:Oh I figured it out. Discipline posted a comment by that woman where she self-identifies as a sex worker. She is probably trying to protect her name and take it off a known hate site that endangers women with carceral feminism. Don't really blame her.
yeah https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=201846&page=3
*also a good idea for every thread, in general
tpaine posted:ok i think sparks is probably the best band
this is 100% correct