#81
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nice, i also like to be rude and ridicule people for having excessively white skin.
#82
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maybe you should try being strong and cool and not having skin problems instead of being a nerd lol
#83
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hey non-whites, need to borrow any vitamin D? I got plenty to spare.
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

maybe you should try being strong and cool and not having skin problems instead of being a nerd lol



it's not a matter of choice for most of us.

#85
Kurdt
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i seriously love sunburn on myself and other people. those who are unfortunate enough not to be able to experience sunburn are deprived of a visceral sensation of connectedness to the planet and the universe
#86
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

maybe you should try being strong and cool and not having skin problems instead of being a nerd lol


got em.

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premise_checker94 posted:

it's not a matter of choice for most of us.



(citation needed)

#88
tardy on these heaters
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is that guy licking a big mold
#89
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honestly i was thinking it's either a rock or a big loaf of french bread.. yea its a rock
#90
tardy on these heaters
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i figured as much but it seems to make more sense somehow for it to be a like a boomer spore mold
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premise_checker94 posted:

being white is terrible:

- sunburn
- not very cool (mostly)
- weak physically
- skin problems more apparent
- etc.

just because you've had it easy, do not generalize.



everyone in my family tans beautifully and evenly. physician, do not generalize yourself

#93
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you're probably italian or something, not white.
#94
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i'm white and i tan real good. you're probably a mic or something, not an actual human
#95
The Future is Here
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

i'm white and i tan real good. you're probably a mic or something, not an actual human

To be fair that makes him a better white than you, the ability to stay white and not change color, just like a gem stone

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premise_checker94 posted:

you're probably italian or something, not white.



American (scottish)

#97
The Future is Here
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All true white men are diamonds to me
#98
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do scotch "people" really tan? crazy
#99
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Pure White Male here, folks.
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premise_checker94 posted:

Pure White Male here, folks.



Same but I identify as black / sephardic jew

#101
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premise_checker94 posted:

Pure White Male here, folks.



im a Pure White Male and i tan

#102
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#103
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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Tsargon posted:

premise_checker94 posted:

Pure White Male here, folks.

im a Pure White Male and i tan

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GoldenLionTamarin posted:



im a transethnic hui irl

#106
Poronto
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you're a transethnic хуй
#107
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i can't believe i'm getting tan-shamed. being white doesn't seem so enticing now, does it? let it be a lesson to you all.
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littlegreenpills posted:

you're a transethnic хуй



check your cisethnic privilege

#109
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honestly tho being white is pretty cool. just went to the store and got 3 forties and im gonna watch ancient aliens season 4 all nite. it dont get whiter than that, and that's OK with me...
#110
Kurdt
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same except four loko and macgyver
#111
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do you have like a stash of OG or do you just drink the new shit? imo colt 45 blast is better in the post-caffeine fruit flavord malt beverage era we live in
#112
Kurdt
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i actually have a huge collection of mint condition consumer malt beverages including a rare zima factory misprint 6 pack that i store under cool nitrogen
#113
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One time my ex-girlfriend tried to crack a joke about my penis size. I told her she was being really transphobic as I'm transnegro and implying that my dick is anything less than 12 inches is harmful mislabeling
#114
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making a lol tumblrtransjoke does not entitle you to make a racist joke too you fucking fool
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#116
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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MadMedico posted:

One time my ex-girlfriend tried to crack a joke about my penis size. I told her she was being really transphobic as I'm transnegro and implying that my dick is anything less than 12 inches is harmful mislabeling


This is a bad, bad, post. I expect better from you in the future, you hear me

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I hope this has cleared up some misconceptions you might have had about my identity.
#118
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Having Scottish genes is awesome. I can literally eat anything, rain and cold don't bother me, enraging until I have the strength to throw tree trunks around is useful, beating up English people is the shit, and I get to do the whole "people in my in-group did a thing so I claim credit for it" thing with the likes of Hume(god sux), MacLeod (insulin), Fleming (Penicillin), electric clocks, raincoats (big deal there), flushing toilets, modern roads, tires, bikes, Buicks, and for that matter ghillie suits, "Soap" McTavish, and Gordon Ramsay.
#119
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lol you just typed all those words about being scotch and you didn't even include the crippling heroin addiction gene that all scotch people pass on from father to son
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VanguardYouAndDie posted:

Having Scottish genes is awesome. I can literally eat anything, rain and cold don't bother me, enraging until I have the strength to throw tree trunks around is useful, beating up English people is the shit, and I get to do the whole "people in my in-group did a thing so I claim credit for it" thing with the likes of Hume(god sux), MacLeod (insulin), Fleming (Penicillin), electric clocks, raincoats (big deal there), flushing toilets, modern roads, tires, bikes, Buicks, and for that matter ghillie suits, "Soap" McTavish, and Gordon Ramsay.



On the other hand... the Scotch Irish