#161
tardy on these heaters
Post rating: ~

getfiscal posted:

i need to work on my lyrical skills because i have to 8 mile myself into a luxury condo so i don't have to worry about pests anymore. gonna work for goldman sachs.



hustle hard

#162
Post rating: ~
http://www.derwenttraders.com.au/contents/en-us/d54.html

you could get something like this if you're squeamish
#163
[account deactivated]
#164
Nippon
Post rating: ~
my cat killed a mouse a week ago. literally the only worthwhile thing that shes ever done
#165
Post rating: ~
she probably kills insects all the time. cats are awesome even though they got too much chutzpah.
#166
Post rating: ~

tpaine posted:

shennon just out of curiosity if a baby bird falls out of its nest and the mother bird abandons it and i know it will not survive what is the fastest and most humane way to kill it? i was thinking maybe grabbing it by the beak and torso and pulling hard to dislodge the head from the body, causing a spray of blood and guts to emanate forth from the twitching fledgling's body until it stops squirming, but this seems unnecessarily messy and it always gets bird blood all over my shirt when i do it. i think to myself, "there's got to be a better way"



cervical dislocation is that better way tpaine. take that shit to the bank

#167
[account deactivated]
#168
[account deactivated]
#169
Post rating: ~

tpaine posted:

shennon just out of curiosity if a baby bird falls out of its nest and the mother bird abandons it and i know it will not survive what is the fastest and most humane way to kill it? i was thinking maybe grabbing it by the beak and torso and pulling hard to dislodge the head from the body, causing a spray of blood and guts to emanate forth from the twitching fledgling's body until it stops squirming, but this seems unnecessarily messy and it always gets bird blood all over my shirt when i do it. i think to myself, "there's got to be a better way"




WHY YOU DOIN THA, ROIGHT?

#170
[account deactivated]
#171
Post rating: ~
cat kills birds but usually it just looks at them and chirps. cat is strange. too much dog influence imo.
#172
Post rating: +
also this, epically:
#173
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
Post rating: ~
theres also this method http://www.ehow.com/how_2054115_make-homemade-mousetrap.html
#174
Post rating: ~

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

theres also this method http://www.ehow.com/how_2054115_make-homemade-mousetrap.html



this only works on severely depressed mice fyi

#175
[account deactivated]
#176
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: +

tpaine posted:

im a severely depressed mouse

probably not, mice don't post on the internet, but if you want to keep pretending in spite of overwhelming evidence that you're lying, well, go right ahead "tpaine"... for christ's crutches sake

#177
Post rating: ~

getfiscal posted:

for christ's crutches sake


#178
[account deactivated]
#179
[account deactivated]
#180
[account deactivated]
#181
[account deactivated]
#182
[account deactivated]
#183
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: ~

discipline posted:

I'm goign to write a treatise

lol

#184
Post rating: ~
vegan food is better when it's just normal food and not trying to look like fake meat or whatever, in this goon's opinion.
#185
Post rating: ~
Although we make this vegan chickpea salad with vegan mayo and nutritional yeast and garbanzos that's some good shit, way better than tuna salad
#186
Poronto
Post rating: ~
vegan food is pretty faggy. it's like a giant middle finger in the face of a billion peasants who can't hope for a scrap of horse cartilage at Christmas. eat your fucking lardburger. give them something to aspire to
#187
Poronto
Post rating: +
i have an opinion and you'd all better fucking listen to it. you massive pile of gays
#188
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: ~
"red meat isn't bad for you. green meat is bad for you. if you're starving, and someone offers you a steak, red meat is your friend" - chris rock, american beef cattle advocate and funnyman.
#189
Kurdt
Post rating: +
#190
[account deactivated]
#191
[account deactivated]
#192
[account deactivated]
#193
[account deactivated]
#194
[account deactivated]
#195
Post rating: ~
wow that thing about yall is fukn gaey
#196
[account deactivated]
#197
[account deactivated]
#198
Post rating: ~
no you fuck
#199
[account deactivated]
#200
Post rating: ~
i bring tha fukus