#121
joel in a landslide
#122
the winner was getfiscal
#123
welp, the rape was fun while it lasted. user was banned for this post, by cklyoneboy, because rape is not something to joke about.
#124

discipline posted:

ok who won

cycloneboy in a landslide

#125
ifap patients cant be elected, sorry
#126
VoxNihili, deadken, 1488, Cycloneboy, wasted, prohairesis, Agnus_Dei, Goethestein (if he is not eligible), getfiscal, angelbutt_dollface, jefferi (second after nazbro so may not count)

so at least 9.
#127

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

ifap patients cant be elected, sorry

Eugene Debs ran from prison.

#128

Cycloneboy posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

ifap patients cant be elected, sorry

Eugene Debs ran from prison.

and 94% of the population voted against him

#129

getfiscal posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

ifap patients cant be elected, sorry

Eugene Debs ran from prison.

and 94% of the population voted against him

actually only a meager 28% of the population voted against him, due to low voter turnout and the inability of minors to vote.

#130
why should miners be able to vote anyways? what does somebody who spends all their time in a hole in the ground running from dynamite know about running a nation, city, or state?
#131

shermanstick posted:

but how is the quality of your stool



4 legs, cross-strut, polished mahogany....pretty solid

#132
Eating junk food as your main “hopeless” reaction to modernity seems lame

Why not go for drugs, sex…..fuck even video games
#133
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#134
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#135

tpaine posted:

beaten to the stool joke, predictably. you win this round, bruce.



well i was gonna make some naomi klein thing after reading about no logo but you pipped me to the punch with a corker of a crack

#136
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#137

Cycloneboy posted:

VoxNihili, deadken, 1488, Cycloneboy, wasted, prohairesis, Agnus_Dei, Goethestein (if he is not eligible), getfiscal, angelbutt_dollface, jefferi (second after nazbro so may not count)

so at least 9.



that's a lot of votes for joel. Damn. congratulations joel.

#138

tpaine posted:

what if i could do a hadoken in real life



what if real life was as Real as a video game. the emotional depth and relevance of actions as cloud in ff7.

#139
what if autofellatio was possible
#140
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#141

AmericanNazbro posted:

tpaine posted:

what if i could do a hadoken in real life

what if real life was as Real as a video game. the emotional depth and relevance of actions as cloud in ff7.





Nuff said.

#142
this isnt even the real election thread lol
#143

AmericanNazbro posted:

what if autofellatio was possible



such lofty heights man has yet to attain. all these electric cars and talking computers and what good are they while we remain bereft of our own oral gratification

#144
please work out, lift weights, run fast, eat good, and party hard.

don't be aesthetically the same as a my little pony fanboi
#145
Reminder: PLease Work OUt

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#146

AmericanNazbro posted:

do you know what mode of action, the physiological pathway, this occurs through? or the drugs in particular that have a direct effect on lowering metabolic function?



serotonin. 90% of it is in your gut and regulates intestinal movement and absorption. sadly its an innocent bystander in all this, much like Hamas in Israhell's War Against Children

#147
participating in your election lends legitimacy, and i will not actively participate in your 4 page long rape joke,
the only road to revolution includes killing off you democratic socialists
#148

djbk posted:

participating in your election lends legitimacy, and i will not actively participate in your 4 page long rape joke,
the only road to revolution includes killing off you democratic socialists

rape's not funny. when my reign of terror begins, i guarantee that i will smash all rape jokes into ribbons.

#149
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you have my vote sir
#150
cycloneboy, what if you're not really asexual, but really the guilty orgasm of a rape victim?
#151

ggw posted:

cycloneboy, what if you're not really asexual, but really the guilty orgasm of a rape victim?

that doesn't make sense.

#152

Cycloneboy posted:

rape's not funny. when my reign of terror begins, i guarantee that i will smash all rape jokes into ribbons.



im vote cyclonebuoy

#153
i think the election is already over (and i won), but i appreciate your votes.
#154
i think ur envelopment gimmick is tiresome (in a forum with 1 female poster at least) but its a price worht paying to eliminate the waves of wape 'jokes' washing grossness over us
#155

xipe posted:

i think ur envelopment gimmick is tiresome (in a forum with 1 female poster at least) but its a price worht paying to eliminate the waves of wape 'jokes' washing grossness over us

talking about the serious issue of rape by envelopment is not a "gimmick." rape by envelopment is a serious and underdiscussed issue, which effects an uncounted number of men, often leaving them traumatized. please think before you post. THANKS.

#156

Cycloneboy posted:

rape by envelopment is a serious and underdiscussed issue,



lol

#157

Cycloneboy posted:

xipe posted:

i think ur envelopment gimmick is tiresome (in a forum with 1 female poster at least) but its a price worht paying to eliminate the waves of wape 'jokes' washing grossness over us

talking about the serious issue of rape by envelopment is not a "gimmick." rape by envelopment is a serious and underdiscussed issue, which effects an uncounted number of men, often leaving them traumatized. please think before you post. THANKS.


go away and be autistic somewhere else

#158

animedad posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

xipe posted:

i think ur envelopment gimmick is tiresome (in a forum with 1 female poster at least) but its a price worht paying to eliminate the waves of wape 'jokes' washing grossness over us

talking about the serious issue of rape by envelopment is not a "gimmick." rape by envelopment is a serious and underdiscussed issue, which effects an uncounted number of men, often leaving them traumatized. please think before you post. THANKS.

go away and be autistic somewhere else

it's not "autistic" to talk about rape, you fuckwit.

#159
name one similarity and one difference between God and rape by envelopment. similarity: lots of crazy people believe in both. difference: God is real
#160
if you keep posting about 'rape by envelopment' i got some excellent recipe ideas for you to try out