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you dont argue, you just need a clique to absorb them into that a priori reps marx. if they are still a liberal you throw them out of moving vehicle
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tpaine posted:

im sorry, but in 2012 if you still think you can reason with the average person and not consider them some kind of fleshy insect, you're delusional



"reasoning" with someone is probably the worst thing you can do if you want to influence them in some way

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tpaine posted:

substitute "propagandize" "cajole" or "berate" as you please



please dont berate people, except on forums, where it is ok

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animedad posted:

you dont argue, you just need a clique to absorb them into that a priori reps marx. if they are still a liberal you throw them out of moving vehicle


this is what the rhizzone was to me literally haha, came for the ~irony~ stayed for uh

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ilmdge posted:

My friends don't like it when I defend Ab



your friends r retarded. i don't think my girlfriend understands why i hate brody ever since he turned into a bitch in season 2

#52
oh man all that happened was his little cute son got killed why does he have to kidnap people and convince them to eliminate war criminals?!?!?
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tpaine posted:

Made some progress with coworker Ashley today. She said Obama was a devil but I got her to admit that maybe he was a lesser demon, like a satyr or something like that. Thank you Satan, and hear from the grandma. Thank you Satan, and hear from the grandma. Thank you Satan, and hear from the grandma.



Congrats.

What do people think?



I usually get a response something like the gif in the first post in the DPRK thread.

#54
i dont have any friends Lol
#55
theyre like "its nice in theory but it doesnt work in practice" and im like "cor blimey guv pass the ketamine innit"
#56
basically i alienated everyone i know by ranting about the five-year plans to people in k-holes at parties
#57
i tried explaining to my caseworker that my life's crowning achievement was stumbling on an aerial photo of a shoddily built house on google maps and in the process destroying an internet subforum full of trots and furries in dire need of a hugbox but she didn't seem as impressed as i hoped she'd be
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i visited my uncle in hospital and kept on saying how sorry i was that he had the Fail Aids and i kinda elongated the vowels so it went like Faaaaiiiiiil Aaaaiiiiids and danced around his bed repeating that over and over again and now that half of the family just refuses to speak to me now for some reason. i wasnt even invited to the funeral
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yes, you weren't invited to the funeral, but to be fair the incident at the hospital actually occurred after your uncle died, and the man you saw was just some random bloke you thought was your uncle
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there was something on (I believe) LLCO's Guidelines On How To Be A Good Communist which ran along the lines of "being abrasively 'radical' in the way you interact with strangers, acquaintances and friends is worse than useless. discussing and explaining our ideas with receptive and interested people is key. but people aren't going to be receptive or interested in the beliefs or ideas of bitter, isolated, and repulsive hermits who are a pain to spend any time around. if all you want is to win petty battles on the internet or piss your uncle off at Thanksgiving, go join the libertarians. you're the left's worst enemy"
#62
to be fair, pissing your uncle off at thanksgiving is pretty fun.
#63
i think i believe in an efficient market theory of political campaigning. like, one person isn't going to game the whole system and fix everything. things are going to plod along about the same whether i'm run ragged or if i just lounge around fatly. i want to learn about shit and be nice to people but like worrying about convincing people about shit seems like a waste of time.
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also i'm not going to think this through too much but there might be a possible contradiction between "be nice to your neighbours to promote leftism" and supporting an armed insurgency aimed at destroying the american nation.
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the internet may have strangled the revolution in its cradle by piping texts and discussion through the same machine that distributes cat videos and porn. when gramsci wanted to jack off he'd at least have to get up and go to the bookshelf
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nothing makes people want to support your cause more than being obsessed with hentia and furry culture and berating anyone who unfortunately misuses an insular vocabulary of a stupid academic dialect in gender studies
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tpaine posted:

discipline posted:

people think my political views are great, thanks for asking

same here. they also think i'm really cute and nice.



yeah. like. theres this one girl that shares a lot of the the same political views as me. but whenever i invite her to throw molotov cocktails at investment bankers, she always dismisses me and tells me "that discussing marx with you is great, but i don't know if im ready to smash capital yet".
right now shes working as an administrator at a hedge fund and they constantly screw her over. theyll avoid paying her overtime and constantly say disrespecting things to her. and guess who she comes to for a shoulder to cry on? yeah. me. and i keep telling her that we should go in that office and put a bullet through their heads. but noooooo. she says that "she needs a job to pay the bills" and "theres nothing else out there for her".
fml

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hey posted:

tpaine posted:

discipline posted:

people think my political views are great, thanks for asking

same here. they also think i'm really cute and nice.

yeah. like. theres this one girl that shares a lot of the the same political views as me. but whenever i invite her to throw molotov cocktails at investment bankers, she always dismisses me and tells me "that discussing marx with you is great, but i don't know if im ready to smash capital yet".
right now shes working as an administrator at a hedge fund and they constantly screw her over. theyll avoid paying her overtime and constantly say disrespecting things to her. and guess who she comes to for a shoulder to cry on? yeah. me. and i keep telling her that we should go in that office and put a bullet through their heads. but noooooo. she says that "she needs a job to pay the bills" and "theres nothing else out there for her".
fml



why dont you shoot her

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tpaine posted:

kill her then yourself



post your personal life on the internet then ask people for advice

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i generally hang out with a crowd of really opinionated, stubborn american conservatives, so i keep my mouth shut and mooch as much free booze off of them as possible. whenever politics comes up though, i've been called a nazi, a communist, a socalist, scum, and, from time to time with heavy intoxication, a good ol american. i generally try to be as apolitical as possible so as to not get shot by the 15 concealed weapons in the room.
#74
it's good that you enjoy quality time with your father
#75
i got booted out of johnny grabinsky's barmitzvah for drunkenly singing deutschland uber alles at the top of my voice. i was 12
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innsmouthful posted:

i generally hang out with a crowd of really opinionated, stubborn american conservatives, so i keep my mouth shut and mooch as much free booze off of them as possible. whenever politics comes up though, i've been called a nazi, a communist, a socalist, scum, and, from time to time with heavy intoxication, a good ol american. i generally try to be as apolitical as possible so as to not get shot by the 15 concealed weapons in the room



*red salute*

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i don't claim that i'm a marxist or a socialist or anything, i just engage people on specific issues and try to bring up points that demonstrate the inherent insanity of the system we live in and most people tend to agree and understand. communism is at its heart about reconstructing genuine human social relations and there are many reasonable ways to articulate that aspiration to all sorts of people without being a tedious academic or a giant asshole. hth
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#79
You like this.
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