#41
Sell drugs and hugs
#42
What are the requirements for donating sperm or eggs?
#43
yeah im gonna keep not washing my laundry by hand and spending all that time smoking drugs instead
#44

shermanstick posted:

yeah im gonna keep not washing my laundry by hand and spending all that time smoking drugs instead


Im 17 and this is COOL

#45
9. Don't even own a TV
#46
my tip? get a job with one of america's most respected fortune 500 companies, high starting wage, full benefits, tuition repayment, move into management and move up out to the burbs. wave to the haters from either of your two snowmobiles or from the stratospheric heights of your lifted (9 inch minimum) f-150. maybe at that height you can high five me. see you there. *peels out*
#47
if you're having trouble getting a job and making money, your dad cna get you a job at his company.
#48
get a food service job so you get at least 1 meal per day for free and then you can also steal stuff

PRO TIP

also you can usually get smoked out by the kitchen staff and u can sell them pills
#49
for the winter, work at the ski resort, for the summer, work at the ski resort in australia. problem solved.
#50
1) Don't live in new york
#51

shermanstick posted:

get a food service job so you get at least 1 meal per day for free and then you can also steal stuff

PRO TIP

also you can usually get smoked out by the kitchen staff and u can sell them pills



lol what kind of food service job gives you a free meal, and not like 20% off

#52

Crow posted:

shermanstick posted:

get a food service job so you get at least 1 meal per day for free and then you can also steal stuff

PRO TIP

also you can usually get smoked out by the kitchen staff and u can sell them pills

lol what kind of food service job gives you a free meal, and not like 20% off

if you work in the kitchen this really isn't an issue

#53
they let me eat free at my job at sbarro's....... free lunch and free food to go at the end of the ay
#54
Instead of eating trash steal food. That was you're fighting the system and eating whatever you want with the rich people. Also squat. well thats my advice
#55
wow you guys must be rich. rich people get free stuff all the time
#56
GUYS DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN EAT FOR ALMOST NO MONEY IF YOU EAT NOTHING BUT BULK RICE AND BEANS AND NEVER ANYTHING ELSE? DID YOU KNOW THAT? GET AT ME, A COLLEGE STUDENT, FOR MORE TIPS ON HOW TO LIVE THE SHIT LIFE AND WHY POOR PPLS COMPLAINTS ARE INVALID
#57

wasted posted:

Crow posted:

shermanstick posted:

get a food service job so you get at least 1 meal per day for free and then you can also steal stuff

PRO TIP

also you can usually get smoked out by the kitchen staff and u can sell them pills

lol what kind of food service job gives you a free meal, and not like 20% off

if you work in the kitchen this really isn't an issue



lol what kind of a rich ass place d oyou work at that doesn't just hire undocumented workers for below minimum wage? HELLO? HELOO?

#58
how can i possibly prep food for myself if i cook all the food? this really is bewilderin'. If it's not on that screen then how do i know what to cook for myself? better ask a manager if i can order food which, even with the employee discount, costs almost an hour's worth of work.
#59
jumping the subway in nyc is a bitch though, i recommend walking to the good stations or moving to a city where its easier. when you're poor and anarchist you can go to any city whenever u want
#60
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#61

babyhueypnewton posted:

jumping the subway in nyc is a bitch though, i recommend walking to the good stations or moving to a city where its easier. when you're poor and anarchist you can go to any city whenever u want



just do the comical kneeling walk under it. FTW

#62
when i was in athens the subway was so easy to jump i kept doing it by accident. just poles that you could walk by and a line on the floor. paris on the other hand was ridiculous, you had to go under a turnstyle and then squeeze through a door while a dude watched you the whole time. and thats why the greeks deserve austerity
#63

babyhueypnewton posted:

when i was in athens the subway was so easy to jump i kept doing it by accident. just poles that you could walk by and a line on the floor. paris on the other hand was ridiculous, you had to go under a turnstyle and then squeeze through a door while a dude watched you the whole time. and thats why the greeks deserve austerity

I just nicked a m8's wallet here in the states and used his college ID as a means to ride free public transport. Alas, stealing is wrong.

#64
khamsek have u ever considered marrying a rich dude.
#65
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#67
protip if you are poor just move to liek north dakota or somethinge theres like 1% unemployement thenre
#68
If you're poor why aren't you just born rich. Go be born rich in India. simple
#69

DildoMalone posted:

protip if you are poor just move to liek north dakota or somethinge theres like 1% unemployement thenre


http://www.twincities.com/national/ci_22382285/north-dakota-oil-boom-unsettles-gender-balance-some
WILLISTON, N.D. -- Christina Knapp and a friend were drinking shots at a bar in a nearby town several weeks ago when a table of about five men called them over and made an offer.

They would pay the women $3,000 to strip naked and serve them beer at their house while they watched mixed-martial arts fights on television. Knapp, 22, declined, but the men kept raising the offer, reaching $7,000.

"I said I make more money doing my job than degrading myself to do that," said Knapp, a tattoo artist with dark streaks in her light brown hair, a bird tattoo on her chest and piercings above her lip and left cheekbone.

The rich shale oil formation deep below the rolling pastures here has attracted droves of young men to work the labor-intensive jobs that get the wells flowing and often generate six-figure salaries. What the oil boom has not brought, however, are enough single women to provide balance.

At work, at housing camps and in bars and restaurants, men have been left to mingle with their own kind. High heels and skirts are as rare around here as veggie burgers. Some men liken the environment to the military or prison.

"It's bad, dude," said Jon Kenworthy, 22, who moved to Williston from Indiana in early December. "I was talking to my buddy here. I told him I was going to import from Indiana because there's nothing here."

Many women said they felt unsafe. Several said they could not even shop at the local Walmart without men following them through the
store. Girls' night out usually becomes an exercise in fending off obnoxious, overzealous suitors who often flaunt their newfound wealth.

"So many people look at you like you're a piece of meat," said Megan Dye, 28, a nearly lifelong Williston resident. "It's disgusting. It's gross."

Prosecutors and the police note an increase in crimes against women, including domestic and sexual assaults.

"There are people arriving in North Dakota every day from other places around the country who do not respect the people or laws of North Dakota," said Ariston Johnson, the deputy state's attorney in neighboring McKenzie County, in an email.

Over the past six years, North Dakota has shot from the middle of the pack to become the state with the third highest ratio of single young men to single young women in the country. In 2011, nearly 58 percent of North Dakota's unmarried 18- to 34-year-olds were men, according to census data. That disparity was even starker in the three counties where the oil boom is heaviest -- there were more than 1.6 young single men for every young single woman.

Some women have banked on the female shortage. Williston's two strip clubs attract dancers from around the country. Prostitutes from out of state troll the bars.

Natasha, 31, an escort and stripper from Las Vegas, is currently on her second stint here after hearing how much money strippers made in Williston. "We make a lot of money because there's a lot of lonely guys," she said.

On a recent night at City Bar in nearby Watford City, the only women in the long, wood-paneled room were two bartenders and the woman running the karaoke. Under flashing lights, some of the male patrons huddled at the bar, while others played games like simulated buck shooting and darts.

Sensitivity is often absent here when men discuss women. Here, men talk of a "Williston 10" -- a woman who would be considered mediocre in any other city is considered a perfect 10 out here.

"I've noticed my standards dropping," said Ian Hernandez, 24, who moved to Williston from Chicago a couple of months ago. "I just went home two weeks ago. I saw the girls I had planned to see. That, hopefully, should hold me off until I go back next time in two months or so."

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#70

Crow posted:

Just the tips:

!) Mooch on the scooch (scParents, nuffy saidy )

2) Economize, dude.

3) Ikea dumpsters

4) Have you heard of Free Sh!t: Criagslist? Free sh#t heaven.

5) Scooch la pooch (busk with DOGS. People go goo goo for doggies, brother)

lol

#71
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#73
This thread is beginning to resemble a cookbook, only it's full of recipes for anarchy
#74
why is it tips for being poor maybe what poors need is tips for being not poor
#75
to make money you need to add value somewhere and to do that you need some sort of marketable skill. thanks to the dizzying diversity of modern capitalism that can be almost anything. you can make money by being passingly competent at grooming dogs or drawing logos or teaching basic math or basically anything.

what's my main skill. complaining about capitalism or some shit? that's not a skill. well, it is, but that's a saturated market where you end up selling articles about how the sudan doesn't have nice water wells for $100 to some magazine called The Persecuted or something.

"don't blame capitalism for that which can be explained by incompetence." - napoleon
#76
Getfiscal is right, all you have to do is sacrifice large chunks of your extremely finite existence, possibly prolonging it by a meaningless amount.
#77

swampman posted:

Getfiscal is right, all you have to do is sacrifice large chunks of your extremely finite existence, possibly prolonging it by a meaningless amount.

"You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?" - Modest Mouse.

#78
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#79
i think we need to reflect on the advice of the wise man who first said "getter done"
#80
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