#281
i mean on the one hand the unitary self is a false construct but on the other hand i dont think recognising our inner multiplicities is meant to involve assigning our various personalities myer-briggs personality types and pairing them off in ickily onanistic relationships
#282

discipline posted:
yah I feel like I stumbled into a room with a really insane 16 yr old schizophrenic anime fan or something



rules of engagement are just let him run out of steam like a six year old on a sugar high

#283

shennong posted:
*hands u a leaky lomo*



my uncle gave me a box of old cameras he's picked up over the years. 2 brownies (one with half a roll of exposed film in it from like 1960s), 2 rolleis (one's 4x4), and a few other oddities.

i fixed up the 6x6 rolleiflex and am running a test roll through it.

#284

guidoanselmi posted:

shennong posted:
*hands u a leaky lomo*

my uncle gave me a box of old cameras he's picked up over the years. 2 brownies (one with half a roll of exposed film in it from like 1960s), 2 rolleis (one's 4x4), and a few other oddities.

i fixed up the 6x6 rolleiflex and am running a test roll through it.



thats really neat. im not really into photography but i like those old cameras a lot, they give shots a lot of character from what little ive seen of em

#285
yo deadken man can u recommend me any deleuzian / rhizzomatic pua manuals?
#286

shennong posted:
thats really neat. im not really into photography but i like those old cameras a lot, they give shots a lot of character from what little ive seen of em



once you start going larger than 35mm you get some super nice depth of field and nice glass to play with.

with old professionals ditching their medium format film cameras, they're cheap to pick up. honestly you can probably go your entire life* shooting film on a 645 camera casually and still spend less than a full frame DSLR.

*jokes on us when film stops getting made

#287

discipline posted:
yah I feel like I stumbled into a room with a really insane 16 yr old schizophrenic anime fan or something

all anime fans are schizophrenic, how else do you explain the 2d/3d dichotomy

#288
tonight has been fucking awful.
#289
im going to bed, but i wont sleep, because of cocaine & boring problems
#290

aerdil posted:
yo deadken man can u recommend me any deleuzian / rhizzomatic pua manuals?



my post history

#291
#292
polyamory is a monstrous attempt by people who resemble elephant seals to co opt and codify the things that the thin and the beautiful have been doing to and with each other since the dawn of time
#293
wales is the greatest rugby nation both in terms of results and also aesthetics (they literally have a dragon on their flag yall a god damn dragon)
#294

Crow posted:



"Desire springs from lack."

#295
#296
If the New Jerusalem were only 1500 feet tall,
like the tallest buildings in New York City,
it would still be 1400 times greater than New York City.
This means that the New Jerusalem is over 5,000 times higher than New York City.
This makes the New Jerusalem over seven million times bigger than New York City.
Does this excite you?
#297
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1kMs93nM_M

They're throwing glass bottles. *Placidly walks forward, making no attempt whatsoever to protect head or body with hands or arms.* They're trying to hurt us, guys. *Unmasked, unarmored, unflinching, exposes fragile skull and face to potential hail of bottled anger.* Guys theyre throwin bottles. *Looks around with puppish hope that a riot might start, still conspicuously unshredded by hypothetical glass shards.*
#298

methlabretriever posted:
Crow posted:



"There was the use of 'symbolic' torture in which the forms of the execution referred to the nature of the crime: the tongues of blasphemers were pierced, the impure were burnt, the right hand of murderers was cut off; sometimes the condemned man was made to carry the instrument of his crime -- thus Damiens was made to hold in his guilty right hand the famous dagger with which he had committed the crime, hand and dagger being smeared with sulphur and burnt together."

#299
#300
President John F. Kennedy survived the assassination attempt in 1963. During his terms of office and that of the other Kennedys, society concentrated on the advancement of technology instead of on the space race. Technological progress took place far faster than in our timeline, and quickly surpassed the point we are at now. Androids became common household servants in the United States before the end of the decade. Extensive research was done in the fields of extra sensory perception, telepathy, and animal intelligence, which are all proved possible.

This new form of technological race only intensified the Cold War, which had begun in June 1950 with the Soviet Union and the People's Republic of China, eventually becoming an arms race. The world became divided along the lines of the "Western Bloc" and the "Eastern Bloc". World War III broke out and was fought by conventional means very similar to World War II, yet lasting decades, with both sides suffering heavy losses and neither gaining the upper hand. World War III ended in an uneasy truce—the "Vatican Armistice"—in March 1983. Tensions continued for the next 25 years and the global economy never recovered. In 2007, global negotiations finally broke down and World War IV broke out. This time, the war was fought with nuclear weapons and lasted only five days, just long enough for the last nuclear missiles to leave their silos on both sides. Civilization was almost entirely obliterated, leaving the surface of the Earth reduced to a desolate, irradiated, desert wasteland.

The year in which the story takes place is 2024. The few survivors who remain above ground must forage and fight for food, clean water, clothes, weapons, ammunition and women. Of these necessities, women are the rarest; most survivors are male because while the males were off fighting in the wars, their enemies bombed and destroyed their homes. Among these survivors it has become a rule of dog eat dog.

The main character, Vic, is a 15-year-old boy born in the ruins of Phoenix, Arizona. Vic concentrates on stealing food and fulfilling his sexual needs. He is quite blase, because he lost both of his parents in the nuclear war, has no formal education and doesn't understand ethics or morality. Satisfying his carnal desires remains Vic's main motivation throughout the story. He is accompanied by a well-read and wise-cracking telepathic dog named Blood, an "experienced female provider" by his advanced senses of smell and hearing. Blood's main motivation is food, notably popcorn (his favorite) which Vic is able to provide by theft or by purchasing from various vendors in the wastelands. Blood needs Vic because, as a side-effect of the genetic engineering which gave him telepathic abilities, Blood does not have the instincts to forage for food.

Vic and Blood scavenge the deserts of the Southwestern United States, stealing for a living and evading bands of marauders, berserk androids and mutants. Vic looks up to Blood as a teacher and a father figure, while Blood views Vic with equal fondness as a protégé, even though at times Blood is frustrated by Vic's rebellious nature and unwillingness to learn. Although they argue over trivial matters and threaten each other, nothing ever comes of it, and in the end both agree (reluctantly) that they need each other to survive. They have also been together since Vic was born and Blood a puppy.

In addition to locating women for Vic to rape, Blood has the unenviable task of trying to educate Vic and keep him safe from harm. Blood is the result of genetic experimentation, which resulted in an intelligent canine mutation with telepathic abilities. The only human Blood can communicate with is Vic, whom Blood calls "Albert" as a "term of endearment." Blood explains: "I get such a kick out of calling him Albert – after Albert Payson Terhune, who wrote all those stupid dog books in which we noble creatures were pets, always being saved by some sappy human - it is my best gambit to make him scream."

Blood is a misanthrope - perhaps because he may be the most intelligent and learned being left in the world. Blood has a positive outlook on life in general and believes in a place untouched by nuclear radiation that he heard about from a police dog. Blood refers to this place at various times as "Over The Hill" and the "Promised Land", where "deer and the antelope play and it's warm and clean and we can relax and have fun and grow food right out of the ground." Blood wants to look for "Over The Hill" with Vic, but Vic won't entertain it. Vic states that this is as good as it gets and there is no "Over The Hill."

The story begins with Vic sneaking through foothills in search of a bunker. An unseen voice is heard advising Vic, which is soon revealed to be his telepathic dog, Blood. When he reaches the bunker, he finds his quarry, a woman, severely mutilated and raped. He is angry and disappointed, because he is unwilling to have sex with a dead body that is so disheveled. In his sexual frustration, Blood and Vic get into several arguments, and the quirks of their relationship are revealed. Blood and Vic continue their travels and stumble upon a slave driver who's heading an excavation into another bunker. His slaves begin to pull out cans of food, and when no one is paying attention, Vic runs up and steals several cans and runs away. With their new found wealth, Blood and Vic travel to a makeshift settlement with a working movie projector and permanent residents - a rarity in the wasteland. While there, Blood claims to smell a woman, which excites Vic. The pair track her to a large underground warehouse.

The girl turns out to be Quilla June Holmes the scheming and seductive daughter of the head of a large underground vault. Her father, Lou Craddock, had sent her to the surface to bait Vic into much needed "service." Blood takes an immediate disliking to Quilla, sensing something wrong. He warns Vic, who ignores him. After saving Quilla's life from a band of raiders and then some mutants called "screamers," Vic spends an amorous night with her. In the morning she knocks Vic unconscious and flees. She had told Vic about where she lives and also deliberately left an access card to the vault door so that he could follow her. Vic, taken by the idea of women and sex, leaves Blood despite his pleading and pursues the young lady into "downunder".

Downunder has artificial sunlight, hydroponic bays, biospheres (with similarities to the Eden Project) and forests. One underground city, named 'Topeka' after the ruins of the city it lies beneath, is fashioned in a mockery of 1950s rural innocence and brave-new-worldian madness, with all the inhabitants wearing dungarees and mime makeup. Topeka meets its need for exogamous reproduction by electroejaculation (forcibly extracting sperm from men with machines) and artificial insemination, yet the city with its limited population needs donors. Anybody who refuses to comply or otherwise defies the committee is sent off to "the farm" and never seen again. "Heart attacks" and "farming accidents" are given as reasons for disappearances. Vic soon learns the reality of the authoritarian committee and of its need for his semen. He is initially elated at the prospect of being used for procreative services, because he assumes that the process will involve him having sex with numerous women, but this initial enthusiasm turns to horror when he is strapped to a table and a machine is used to extract his semen. Vic is told that when his sperm has impregnated 35 women, he will be sent to "the farm."

Quilla June, along with a few other rebellious teenagers, have other plans for Vic. They free him and beg him to kill the committee members and their android enforcer Michael, thus leaving Quilla June in power. Vic has no interest in politics or in remaining underground. Nevertheless, before Vic can shoot Lou Craddock, the other rebellious teenagers are captured by Michael and have their skulls crushed by Michael's bare hands. Vic manages to disable Michael after shooting him many times. Knowing that her plan is foiled, her co-conspirators dead and after overhearing her father order her death, Quilla decides Vic is her only chance and decides to escape to the surface with him. She tells Vic that she loves him. (She was also apparently romantically involved with one of her late co-conspirators, although this, too, may have been self-serving.).

Once on the surface, Vic and Quilla discover that Blood is starving and near death. Knowing he will never survive without Blood's guidance, Vic faces a difficult situation, and in a twist ending, it is implied he kills his new love and cooks her to save Blood. The story ends with Vic remembering her question as Blood eats: "Do you know what love is?" and he concludes, "Sure I know. A boy loves his dog." The following dialog suggests her fate: Blood states "Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste." And then they both start laughing at the intended pun.
#301
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/al-qaeda/9177408/Al-Qaeda-plotting-another-911-from-Afghanistan.html
#302

Crow posted:



It is used to fulfill the role of the opening rite of the marriage season, intended, like the homologous rite in the case of ploughing, to exorcize the threat contained in the coming together of the male and female, fire and water, sky and earth, ploughshare and furrow, in acts of inevitable sacrilege.

#303
Steph Garvey has been married to husband Si for 24 years. Steph thought they were soulmates. Until recently. Surely one’s soulmate shouldn’t put Chelsea FC before her? Or boycott caressing her to fondle the remote control? Fed up, Steph uses her Tesco staff discount to buy a laptop. Her friends all talk about Facebook. It’s time to get networking.

Si is worried about middle-age spread and money. Being a self-employed plumber isn’t easy in recession. He’s also aware things aren’t right with Steph. But Si has forgotten the art of romance. Although these days Steph prefers cuddling her laptop to him. Then Si’s luck changes work wise. A mate invites Si to partner up on a pub refurbishment contract.

Son Tom has finished Sixth Form. Tom knows where he’s going regarding a career. He’s not quite so sure where he’s going regarding women and lurches from one frantic love affair to the next.

Widowed neighbour June adores the Garveys as if her own kin. And although 70, she’s still up for romance. June thinks she’s struck gold when she meets salsa squeeze Harry. He has a big house and bigger pension – key factors when you’ve survived a winter using your dog as a hot water bottle. June is vaguely aware that she’s attracted the attention of fellow dog walker Arnold, but her eyes are firmly on Harry as ‘the catch’.



But then Cupid’s arrow misfires causing madness and mayhem. Steph rekindles a childhood crush with Barry Hastings; Si unwittingly finds himself being seduced by barmaid Dawn; June discovers Harry is more than hot to trot; and Tom's latest strumpet impacts on all of them. Will Cupid's arrow strike again and, more importantly, strike correctly? There's only one way to find out....
#304
"Impoundment" means the immobilization of a vehicle by use of an immobilization device or the towing of a vehicle to a place of storage. (Salt Lake City Ordinance 12.96.010)

When inquiring about an impounded vehicle, please have your vehicle license plate number of Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) ready.

To reduce the possibility of your vehicle being towed, read street signage carefully and follow city parking ordinances 12.56.520 and 12.56.525 regarding using streets for storage.

Vehicle Auctions

Releasing a Vehicle
#305
#306
The Lone Ranger was a long-running early radio and television show based on a masked cowboy in the American Old West, who gallops about righting injustices, usually with the aid of a clever and laconic American Indian called Tonto, and his horse Silver.

Tonto greets the Lone Ranger with the expression "kemosabe", which has also been written "Kemo Sabe" or "Kemo Sabhay". The origin of this expression is somewhat unclear, but James Jewell, an early director of the radio series, said the name comes from a boy's camp located on Mullett Lake, Michigan that his father-in-law had run from 1911 to 1941. The translation was said to mean "trusty scout." Fran Striker, the writer of the Lone Ranger scripts, said the actual expression was Ta-i ke-mo sah-bee, which he said meant "greetings trusty scout". In the pilot of the Clayton Moore TV series, "Enter the Lone Ranger", Tonto explicitly states that "Kemosabe" means "trusty scout".

However, the phrase "faithful friend" has also been associated with the term Kemo Sabe.
#307


1970s jungle riddims yall
#308
"When the brightness of beauty has replenished to overflowing the recesses of the heart, it is necessary that it should emerge into the open, just like the light hidden under a bushel: a light shining in the dark is not trying to conceal itself. The body is an image of the mind, which, like an effulgent light scattering forth its rays, is diffused through its members and senses, shining through in action, discourse, appearance, movement--even in laughter, if it is completely sincere and tinged with gravity."

--St. Bernard
#309
i found a scrap of paper--actually the back of a page from a far side daily calendar, of an april 11 that was a tuesday, with the following list on the back: godsmack, 311, bosstones, perfect circle.

im going to throw it away and pretend its not my handwriting.
#310
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_(Internet)
#311

People with a healthy level of self-esteem:

firmly believe in certain values and principles, and are ready to defend them even when finding opposition, feeling secure enough to modify them in light of experience.
are able to act according to what they think to be the best choice, trusting their own judgment, and not feeling guilty when others don't like their choice.
do not lose time worrying excessively about what happened in the past, nor about what could happen in the future. They learn from the past and plan for the future, but live in the present intensely.
fully trust in their capacity to solve problems, not hesitating after failures and difficulties. They ask others for help when they need it.
consider themselves equal in dignity to others, rather than inferior or superior, while accepting differences in certain talents, personal prestige or financial standing.
take for granted that they are an interesting and valuable person for others, at least for those with whom they have a friendship.
resist manipulation, collaborate with others only if it seems appropriate and convenient.
admit and accept different internal feelings and drives, either positive or negative, revealing those drives to others only when they choose.
are able to enjoy a great variety of activities.
are sensitive to feelings and needs of others; respect generally accepted social rules, and claim no right or desire to prosper at others' expense.

#312
it's past 5pm but i can't get up from my desk and leave work until my erection subsides
#313

littlegreenpills posted:
it's past 5pm but i can't get up from my desk and leave work until my erection subsides

i hope you got out alive

#314
For a liberal like me, who is primarily interested in the well-being of the American middle-class and in providing opportunity for everyone in the United States, regardless of race/ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, religion etc., I just don’t see why I should be “challenged” by Ron Paul. I understand that if you’re a liberal who is primarily interested in civil liberties and a less bellicose foreign policy, then you might be conflicted about Paul. But to me, he’s just another racist asshole who wants to fuck the American middle-class.
#315
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#316
A tall, pink, gangly creature with a floppy tongue 		Roast Beef

A hat-wearing blue creature with floppy-ears and four arms Smokey Bacon
A yellow, one-eyed creature with a red nose Pickled Onion
A fat, orange creature with pink hair Prawn Cocktail
#317

....Quebecer's are more likely to view the relationship between the government and the governed as a paternalistic one, between a paternalistic authority (ie Church, socialist govt) and its peasant masses, so when they don't like what the govt is doing they protest in the manner of powerless people...mob scenes, banging on pots, etc. The Church and the socialism advocated by the students are completely interchangeable paternalistic schemes. The rest of Canada generally embraces the idea that the relationship between the government and the governed is one of self government. For Quebec students, the issue is how big the handout is going to be from the paternalistic authority. For the rest of us, the issue is what can we afford. Far from being praiseworthy, the inclination of Quebec students to march around in indignant and angry mobs reflects instincts from a medieval past that the rest of Canada jetisoned more than a century ago.



donald did you write this

#318
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#320
ken what do you get on your myers brigg thing