#121

tpaine posted:

Lessons posted:
like, advocating open borders to end the gaza siege is like advocating an end of gender to stop sex trafficking. neither of these things are gonna happen anytime soon and it would be much easier so solve the 'derivative' problems through other means. you might as well advocate teleporting everyone out of gaza
that would be FUCKING AWESOME. To have real teleporters? Oh my god like something out of star trek? You could like, dematerialize and rematerialize people. How fucking awesome would that be. What are we talking about



i would teleport myself into your heart tpaine <3











as i rematerialize within your thoracic cavity your violently displaced viscera explode outward in a gout of bloody curd. i rear forward with a shreik and leave a congealed kiss on your quivering lips. true love

#122

dank_xiaopeng posted:

a gout of bloody curd

but enough about british food

#123
i actually had to catch a spider in a jar and put her outside while i was typing that so im feeling it
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#126
Researchers have confirmed that the fear of spiders begins early with women.

Baby girls under the age of one already have the fear of arachnids, according to psychologists at Carnegie Mellon University.

The researchers from the Carnegie Mellon University study showed pictures to male and female infants of the creepy crawlies. Boys didn't react to the photos but baby girls were fearful.

The study leads researchers to believe that women are naturally more afraid of potentially dangerous animals than their male counterparts.

David Pakison, a psychologist, believes that the fear could be traced to prehistoric women. While men were the hunters, women would have been the ones who dealt with the medical hardships of poisonous spider bites.

Women are four times more likely than men to have a spider phobia.
As BBC found, the research concludes that phobias such as the fear of hospitals or fear of flying show no differences between the sexes.
#127

tpaine posted:

her?? how do you know that spider was a lady, and further how do you know that it identified as a lady



it was a local species of wolf spider and it's possible it could have been a male but odds are at that size it was a female. this is a place of bugs

#128
currently my daily indoor fauna include centipedes and camel crickets because of the rainfall
#129
good eating on those
#130
camel crickets are fun to watch because they are . . . precocial? i'm not sure if that's right for insects. The babies are these 1/25th size fully functional version of the big adults
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#132

tpaine posted:

"odds are" it was a lady. sure, i guess that's cool. i hope you see a dyke-looking human and say the same about her only to find that fuck, it's a man and he beats your ass for being a transphobe. *idiot daddyholes sees a spider with a big ball of eggs on its back* "look at that FEMALE spider!!" *spider frustratedly puts down its egg sac and climbs up daddyholes and gets on his face and says "I AM A MALE SPIDER THAT CHOOSES TO TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY TO RAISE MY MATE'S YOUNG AFTER SHE WAS EATEN BY A SPRINGER SPANIEL THANK YOU VERY MUCH"*



this but inorincally

#133

jools posted:

http://lildub.me/?v=gBazR59SZXk&vs=346&a=sDwmCFgoiE8&as=44.5



lol this made my sleep deprived night jools

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#135

jools posted:

imo the back-shooting is not defensible in those terms; it is defensible in that those fleeing are often effectively thieving education and so on from the working class. i mean i'd not shoot them personally but that's a much better justification than The GDR Was Nice

I'd shoot them personaly, and I'm a pacifist.

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hey babyfunland, you like baseball right. dont players like puig etc fucking disgust you. seriously. motherfuckers betraying the revolution to get rich? they do deserve to be shot in the back, they really do
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#139

ilmdge posted:

hey babyfunland, you like baseball right. dont players like puig etc fucking disgust you. seriously. motherfuckers betraying the revolution to get rich? they do deserve to be shot in the back, they really do



um no its awesome. that kid on the reds who throws like 110mph too escaped the cuban team while in europe lol

theyre athletes dude let them get paid and play in the big show

#140
aroldis chapman and yasiel puig. fuck those guys man. fuck them. they literally betrayed the revolution to get rich. they werent starving and dying or anything. they left because of the worst part of humankind: greed. thank the fucklord that puig didnt make the allstar game i would have vomited all over my new shoes. and the US media slobbers all over them the US media is like "oh yea he got inthis boat and risked his life" and im just thinking "this fucker RISKED HIS LIFE" to be a baseball millionaire?" omg someone do something about these judases
#141
you do realize tom, that ]betrayers are exiled to the seventh layer of hell.
#142
yasiel puig featuring an elk
#143

ilmdge posted:

aroldis chapman and yasiel puig. fuck those guys man. fuck them. they literally betrayed the revolution to get rich. they werent starving and dying or anything. they left because of the worst part of humankind: greed. thank the fucklord that puig didnt make the allstar game i would have vomited all over my new shoes. and the US media slobbers all over them the US media is like "oh yea he got inthis boat and risked his life" and im just thinking "this fucker RISKED HIS LIFE" to be a baseball millionaire?" omg someone do something about these judases



lol you suck

#144
Three Basic Principles of Catholic Social Teaching on Immigration

First Principle: People have the right to migrate to sustain their lives and the lives of their families.

Second Principle: A country has the right to regulate its borders and to control immigration.

Third Principle: A country must regulate its borders with justice and mercy.
#145
who would jesus deport
#146

babyfinland posted:

ilmdge posted:

aroldis chapman and yasiel puig. fuck those guys man. fuck them. they literally betrayed the revolution to get rich. they werent starving and dying or anything. they left because of the worst part of humankind: greed. thank the fucklord that puig didnt make the allstar game i would have vomited all over my new shoes. and the US media slobbers all over them the US media is like "oh yea he got inthis boat and risked his life" and im just thinking "this fucker RISKED HIS LIFE" to be a baseball millionaire?" omg someone do something about these judases

lol you suck

tom. im so disappointed tom. dont be a sellout who values his own entertainment watching base ball on teevee over all else. tell me why i suck. look at joel's post about catholicism's opinion on immigration, and tlel me how that justifies talented cuban baseball players defecting so they can be millionaires because they're not happy being fancy celebrities in their own socialist nation

#147
check out this dude tom


oldest mlb player ever. and you know what he says. fuck america long live cuba lol
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57581472/conrado-marrero-worlds-oldest-living-former-mlb-player-turns-102-in-cuba/
#148
drunk faggot ass shut up
#149
i dont care about the reds and the dodgers are assholes, but people good enough to play in the mlb deserve to play in it and make that money. cuba should not be a shithole for baseball if they want to keep their baseball players
#150


babyfinland posted:

i dont care about the reds and the dodgers are assholes, but people good enough to play in the mlb deserve to play in it and make that money. cuba should not be a shithole for baseball if they want to keep their baseball players

i disagree. the players are well taken care of and only leave if thy want to get "rich"
i seriously don't see the justitfication for that

#151
how did the Socialist countries of the 20th century deal with immigrants to their nations?
#152

babyfinland posted:

i dont care about the reds and the dodgers are assholes, but people good enough to play in the mlb deserve to play in it and make that money. cuba should not be a shithole for baseball if they want to keep their baseball players


I deserve $$ because I hit balls with my stick.

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like youre saying cuba needs to match the multi-million dollar contracts the capitalist mlb can offer? that's absurd, they can't do that. players are justified defecting then, in order to become millionaires? is becoming a millionaire a right for talented people? i dont get it man
#154
it's telling that there is lots of theory being bandied around here but no discussion of how immigration might affect the function or dysfunction of communities
#155
do you have any idea how condescending and shitty it is to tell a really talented cuban kid not to pursue his dreams because of the Revolution or whatever the fuck. dont be that guy. theres no revolution you moron
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Stop the Boats
#158
theres no revolution in cuba? getting paid in the millions is a legitimate "dream"? competing in the world baseball classic for your country isn't enough?

man i wish more teams were honorable like the orioles used to be. http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/sports/orioles-defectors.htm
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uh yes getting paid millions of dollars playing your favorite game is a legitimate dream, what the hell

are you for real dude

if youre serious, this has nothing to do with some revolutionary bla bla bla and everything to do with you
#160
are you for real. the millions. the millions is a legitimate dream. being a millionaire is legitimate. getting paid millions of dollars. a legitimate dream.