We were on the far side of our orbit, and couldn't see them. As we came around, we see one of the guys kind of hunched over. We think we have him caught red-handed emplacing it, so CAS prepares to drop the munitions. Right before he drops it, we see that one dude is vigorously sucking the other dude's dick. We obviously start laughing, but I guess some general back in the JOC didn't like that some homosexual haji cock sucking was going down on his giant 80” plasma screen in there. So he gave clearance for CAS to drop the munitions. It had good effect on target, and both dudes were pretty well obliterated. My only consolation is that their last moments must have been very enjoyable.
GAS CURES KIKES posted:Probably one of my first O_o moments in the military was when I was in Technical School. I had a roommate who we'll call Billy. Billy boy had a very hot and passionate relationship with another fellow Airman at our school. That airman's name was Thomas. I tried my hardest to just be accepting and non judgmental about it, because I really felt like it's cool- be gay that's alright. No biggy. But then the phone sex started, and I'd have to hear Billy talking about blasting batch after batch of baby batter into Thomas's (I'm assuming) bruised and abused colon. We had a conversation, and Billy kinda stopped a little after that.
But then, then I got my computer in our dorm room. I told Billy he was free to use it, no big deal. It took less than 24 hours for him to have every gay-porn popup on earth stuck in internet explorer, and my history was filled with sites like "Twinks taking it in their stinks" and "Big White Bears and their Dark little Cubs" and shit. There were more dicks and distended anus' on my computer than I could handle, so I had to revoke his computer privileges.
The straw that broke the camels back though, was when I came off of my classes during day shift, and Billy who was a nightshifter who didn't have to go to class that day was literally butt fucking Thomas in the bed right next to mine, and when I came in, he didn't even try to stop. he just pounded away for like another minute or two, and then they got under covers and started cuddling and snuggling and shit.
Shit was terrible.
So I did what I had to do but didn't want to do- I reported him for having sex in our room. It was a big no-no, he probably was going to get his phase privileges taken away, and maybe have to work a few weekends on CQ or something. But this was Circa 2003. There was a thing called Don't Ask Don't Tell in force back then. So the NCO's that ruled our training squadron dove onto the fact that Billy and Thomas were enjoying that most forbidden of all loves. They were both scheduled to get discharged under DADT. Billy, who hadn't came out to his family (he was like 3rd generation military) took that shit kinda bad, and he wound up killing himself by hanging himself. No idea what happened to Thomas.
So that was kind of my first confirmed kill in the military, and it wasn't a pleasant experience. But the really O_o part was when I had to prepare a statement of fact on a prescribed form stating exactly what I had seen that day in regards to their butt sex. The dude telling me how to fill it out said to be as specific as possible. So when I wrote the phrase "I saw Amn Billy thrusting himself in and out of Amn Thomas and they did not stop when I entered" I really just sat there, and thought to myself.. Wow, this is a really fucked up experience I'm having.
So this thread is for you to share these fucked up stories. Not your run of the mill "lol idiots" or that kind of thing. I'm talking about the truly horrifyingly fucked up stuff.
He knew the consequences of being caught engaging in homosexual behavior, and yet he did it openly anyway. It's no different than someone openly taking drugs. And then, to make it worse, he couldn't own up to his decisions. The military is much better off without a person like him, as is society in general. The OP had the moral courage and integrity to follow the rules and uphold military values, something the offending individual was obviously unable to do.
Okay.. Too many blame-america-first assholes have filled up my PM's.. so we're closing this baby down.
When you pussies go to bed at night, I want you to know that blanket of security and freedom you sleep under is woven strictly by the men in this thread that you are harassing and judging so freely.
They then had this airman stand in the middle of the stage and read an apology to a packed theatre about how she had gotten underage drunk and how people had tried to take advantage of her and how she had to fight to get out and how she was so sorry to *us* that she let us all down by going to this hotel party and getting underage drunk and assaulted. She was half to tears the entire time and when she was done all you could hear were people whispering if that really just happened.
After she was finished and just kind of took a seat in the crowd the commander just said something along the lines of 'thanks, and that's why you always check your surroundings' or some shit.
Congrats on being responsible for some kid killing himself
He knew the consequences of being caught engaging in homosexual behavior, and yet he did it openly anyway. It's no different than someone openly taking drugs. And then, to make it worse, he couldn't own up to his decisions. The military is much better off without a person like him, as is society in general. The OP had the moral courage and integrity to follow the rules and uphold military values, something the offending individual was obviously unable to do.
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So then you and the misses can take a $400 "Vacation" to a "health resort" and kill two birds with one stone.
Well, he didn't even last the night. The next morning, he was pretty well...traumatized, and the body was almost unrecognizable. Trannies are not very well regarded in Arab society. But since it had been done by other prisoners, there was no investigation or anything. Just Iraqis being Iraqis.
Well, he didn't even last the night. The next morning, he was pretty well...traumatized, and the body was almost unrecognizable. Trannies are not very well regarded in Arab society. But since it had been done by other prisoners, there was no investigation or anything. Just Iraqis being Iraqis.
Edit: whoops
edit: i mean the mod laughing at the moron who burned himself to death stealing benzene
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Please note that the majority of this forum takes delight in enraging the hivemind of GBS/D&D. By introducing the morality brigade shtick, you are in fact encouraging more and more outlandish trolling on our part.
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So please, stop generating reports of nonsense. I'm going to start punishing people for doing that.
Squalid posted:GAS CURES KIKES posted:Probably one of my first O_o moments in the military was when I was in Technical School. I had a roommate who we'll call Billy. Billy boy had a very hot and passionate relationship with another fellow Airman at our school. That airman's name was Thomas. I tried my hardest to just be accepting and non judgmental about it, because I really felt like it's cool- be gay that's alright. No biggy. But then the phone sex started, and I'd have to hear Billy talking about blasting batch after batch of baby batter into Thomas's (I'm assuming) bruised and abused colon. We had a conversation, and Billy kinda stopped a little after that.
But then, then I got my computer in our dorm room. I told Billy he was free to use it, no big deal. It took less than 24 hours for him to have every gay-porn popup on earth stuck in internet explorer, and my history was filled with sites like "Twinks taking it in their stinks" and "Big White Bears and their Dark little Cubs" and shit. There were more dicks and distended anus' on my computer than I could handle, so I had to revoke his computer privileges.
The straw that broke the camels back though, was when I came off of my classes during day shift, and Billy who was a nightshifter who didn't have to go to class that day was literally butt fucking Thomas in the bed right next to mine, and when I came in, he didn't even try to stop. he just pounded away for like another minute or two, and then they got under covers and started cuddling and snuggling and shit.
Shit was terrible.
So I did what I had to do but didn't want to do- I reported him for having sex in our room. It was a big no-no, he probably was going to get his phase privileges taken away, and maybe have to work a few weekends on CQ or something. But this was Circa 2003. There was a thing called Don't Ask Don't Tell in force back then. So the NCO's that ruled our training squadron dove onto the fact that Billy and Thomas were enjoying that most forbidden of all loves. They were both scheduled to get discharged under DADT. Billy, who hadn't came out to his family (he was like 3rd generation military) took that shit kinda bad, and he wound up killing himself by hanging himself. No idea what happened to Thomas.
So that was kind of my first confirmed kill in the military, and it wasn't a pleasant experience. But the really O_o part was when I had to prepare a statement of fact on a prescribed form stating exactly what I had seen that day in regards to their butt sex. The dude telling me how to fill it out said to be as specific as possible. So when I wrote the phrase "I saw Amn Billy thrusting himself in and out of Amn Thomas and they did not stop when I entered" I really just sat there, and thought to myself.. Wow, this is a really fucked up experience I'm having.
So this thread is for you to share these fucked up stories. Not your run of the mill "lol idiots" or that kind of thing. I'm talking about the truly horrifyingly fucked up stuff.
He knew the consequences of being caught engaging in homosexual behavior, and yet he did it openly anyway. It's no different than someone openly taking drugs. And then, to make it worse, he couldn't own up to his decisions. The military is much better off without a person like him, as is society in general. The OP had the moral courage and integrity to follow the rules and uphold military values, something the offending individual was obviously unable to do.
Squalid posted:everybody stop reposting shit i spammed at the top of the page
Ok
tpaine posted:i immersed myself in the abject awfulness of the us military for years and even i'm surprised they're being so open about all that shit, in 2009 or so you had to find some clearly regretful confessions by the Winter Soldier guys to find stories like that, now you can just fire somethingawful and print out posts to ball up and throw at the heads of people who tell you they're defending our freedom. fucking kill me
they needed a "safe space" in which they could relax. Make some friends, get comfortable, laugh it up about the fags they talked into offing themselves
MadMedico posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3529985Hello citizens of other forums!
Please note that the majority of this forum takes delight in enraging the hivemind of GBS/D&D. By introducing the morality brigade shtick, you are in fact encouraging more and more outlandish trolling on our part.
You would be surprised, but the majority of us are progressive, well adjusted and educated individuals. We just have a very twisted sense of humor. If you don't like that humor,
So please, stop generating reports of nonsense. I'm going to start punishing people for doing that.
the world is a vampire
'thats wrong'
'lol morality brigade'
