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http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/05/world/americas/venezuela-chavez-main/index.html

(CNN) -- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has died, Vice President Nicolas Maduro said Tuesday.

In a national broadcast, Maduro said Chavez died Tuesday at 4:25 p.m.

Maduro teared up as he announced the news.

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this, but for hugo chavez.
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#4
this pretty much says it all:

#5
he's with the lord now
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Maduro said Chavez died Tuesday at 4:25 p.m.

the best time to get high.

#7
stalin died this day in 1953 too
#8

I TOLD you people he would remain in power for life, but NOBODY WANTED TO LISTEN.

#9
http://www.whale.to/b/assassination_disease.html
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There is perhaps no worse political disaster for the government of Cuba than the death of President Hugo Chávez of Venezuela. After the Soviet Union collapsed and ceased to subsidize the Castro regime, the government of Cuba went through a very difficult period. That is, until President Chávez picked up the tab.

While the real amount of the subsidy is unknown, Venezuela does send more than 115,000 barrels of oil a day to the refinery at Cienfuegos and pays for tens of thousands of Cuban doctors and sports trainers who are deployed all over Latin America. The true amount is probably significantly north of five billion dollars a year.

If there was anybody that could expect the very best Cuban medicine had to offer, it was the Castro's five billion dollar man. This makes the upcoming death of Chávez that much more embarrassing for the Castros, because the velocity at which the strongman has deteriorated is due in no small part to the incompetence of the Cuban doctors at Cimeq - the hospital of choice for the communist party leaders.

According to Dr. Jose Marquina, who has become well known for having the only information on the Venezuelan president's condition that has proved over time to be accurate, the Cuban doctors are at least partially at fault for the Venezuelan leader's imminent demise. He has said that the Cubans misdiagnosed the cancer, treating Chávez with chemotherapy and other treatments designed for the wrong type of cancer. This made the disease resistant and impossible to treat, while causing other complications which affected not only Chávez's life expectancy but also the quality of what life remained.

If President Chávez, with an unlimited wallet and access to the best Cuban medicine has to offer —as the VIP of Havana's Cimeq hospital, the hospital of the communist party leadership and Fidel himself — was assassinated by Cuban mal-practice, it begs the question what can ordinary Cubans hope for from their dilapidated dictatorship?

For Americans, subject for years to endless waves of Cuban propaganda through movies like Michael Moore's "Sicko," among so many others, at very least we now know the truth about the island dictatorship's archaic medical infrastructure. Maybe now we can turn that particular page in Cuba's ongoing propaganda war.
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He wrote a note to his wife, '100mg thc, intravenous'
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#13
haha watch this shit

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guidoanselmi posted:

There is perhaps no worse political disaster for the government of Cuba than the death of President Hugo Chávez of Venezuela. After the Soviet Union collapsed and ceased to subsidize the Castro regime, the government of Cuba went through a very difficult period. That is, until President Chávez picked up the tab.

While the real amount of the subsidy is unknown, Venezuela does send more than 115,000 barrels of oil a day to the refinery at Cienfuegos and pays for tens of thousands of Cuban doctors and sports trainers who are deployed all over Latin America. The true amount is probably significantly north of five billion dollars a year.

If there was anybody that could expect the very best Cuban medicine had to offer, it was the Castro's five billion dollar man. This makes the upcoming death of Chávez that much more embarrassing for the Castros, because the velocity at which the strongman has deteriorated is due in no small part to the incompetence of the Cuban doctors at Cimeq - the hospital of choice for the communist party leaders.

According to Dr. Jose Marquina, who has become well known for having the only information on the Venezuelan president's condition that has proved over time to be accurate, the Cuban doctors are at least partially at fault for the Venezuelan leader's imminent demise. He has said that the Cubans misdiagnosed the cancer, treating Chávez with chemotherapy and other treatments designed for the wrong type of cancer. This made the disease resistant and impossible to treat, while causing other complications which affected not only Chávez's life expectancy but also the quality of what life remained.

If President Chávez, with an unlimited wallet and access to the best Cuban medicine has to offer —as the VIP of Havana's Cimeq hospital, the hospital of the communist party leadership and Fidel himself — was assassinated by Cuban mal-practice, it begs the question what can ordinary Cubans hope for from their dilapidated dictatorship?

For Americans, subject for years to endless waves of Cuban propaganda through movies like Michael Moore's "Sicko," among so many others, at very least we now know the truth about the island dictatorship's archaic medical infrastructure. Maybe now we can turn that particular page in Cuba's ongoing propaganda war.

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oh that's an onion article my bad i didnt mean to take it seriously
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i'll miss his sick burns on the US, rip
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There's a sad Vice video about how people in Caracas literally worship dead thugs because they're easier to relate to. The city has the highest murder rate in the world. Good job, Chavez. Rest in hell, you anti-Semitic, incompetent bastard.

e: Not gonna be coming out of ifap for a while with this zinger!

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i am stupid

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fiz posted:

oh that's an onion article my bad i didnt mean to take it seriously



would you believe the author is on CFR?

i really want to get into the hack circuit and make money for shitting on paper but alas the only luck has been to shit on threads for no money.

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discipline posted:

inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi rajioon



we gettin arab money

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mongosteen posted:

discipline posted:

inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi rajioon

we gettin arab money


lol

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#26
i really hope he and george w bush are playing shuffleboard in the afterlife as i type
#27
does ne1 kno about this guy diosdado cabello
#28
rip
#29
RIP, to those who died.
#30
Goey disappears and immediately Chavez's health takes a nosedive, chavez dies and goey returns practically seconds later, hmm. Hmm. HMM.
#31
gjoey sama....
#32
Didn't expect this. RIP in peace
#33
http://lildub.me/?v=3wSpIslX30c&vs=3&a=hLQl3WQQoQ0&as=74
#34
how soon until the united states' presence is required in venezuela to police the elections in a fragile democracy torn by racial or religious divides and beset by the mercenary guerilla armies of druglords then?
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swampman posted:

how soon until the united states' presence is required in venezuela to police the elections in a fragile democracy torn by racial or religious divides and beset by the mercenary guerilla armies of druglords then?

Monday.

#36
canada's former prime minister chretien (PM during chavez's first four years in power) said some nice things about him on TV today
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discipline posted:



ifap

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why would you post that though, who seriously gives a shit what fucking drudge has to say, i don't post fucking ynet screenshots when bad shit happens in israel do i
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RHIZZONE, 1936

oh no folks, jews have been evicted from various berlin neighbourhoods

*discipline posts der sturmer front page, for some reason*