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PROOF THE FIRST: he approves of all my terrible posts, even ones that directly criticize him

PROOF THE SECOND: his threads feel like incompetent CIA attempts to out dissidents

PROOF THE THIRD: i have a "hunch" and i've never been wrong about a "hunch" "before"
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political car tune
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LaserJew
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i found his facebook, when he first started posting, its really weird. Peace
#4
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well are you gonna post it or what?
#5
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yeah lemme post it again: wEIRD
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Online
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PROOF THE FOURTH: He posts hgere like it's a full-time job
#7
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Heres some of the CIA FREAKY SHIT HE POSTS

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penitent
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LaserJew
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PROOF THE FIFTH: from 1959 to 1974, CIA funded tibetan resistance force operated out of the Mustang region of Northern Nepal
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penitent
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every poster at the rhizzone is with an intelligence agency. i'm in mossad. jools is mi5. crow is fsb. discipline works for the cia. tpaine is an Anonymous plant. this is where we like to get together and ironically discuss our work in the intelligence community. apart from aedril lol he just posts here for some reason
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PROOF THE SIXTH: he is now systematically downvoting my posts to cover his tracks.
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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i work for the Sybian Electronic Army/Situational Awareness International
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you're probably right, he posts like a conservative pretending to be radical. no subtlety, no real passion or knowledge, posts all the time despite no one really knowing him or liking him. gj laserjew
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you're probably right, he posts like a conservative pretending to be radical. no subtlety, no real passion or knowledge, posts all the time despite no one really knowing him or liking him. gj laserjew



"Radicalism" is actually a form of liberalism. And nobody knows me because I don't post my facebook all over the internet.

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radically accelerate my ass
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PROOF THE SEVENTH:

Spoiler!

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mustang19 posted:

you're probably right, he posts like a conservative pretending to be radical. no subtlety, no real passion or knowledge, posts all the time despite no one really knowing him or liking him. gj laserjew

"Radicalism" is actually a form of liberalism. And nobody knows me because I don't post my facebook all over the internet.



ppl are strange when ur a stranger

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I know it's inappropriate to use a quality board like Rhizzone as a diaper for my daily thoughts, but if you have a problem with the Democratic Party don't post it here.

I don't talk about my personal life because Rhizzone is my personal life. I live with my parents and support communism because I'm too lazy to get a job, not even trolling about the first part.

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I found a fiver in a lab jacket pocket today at the cleaners. When I got off I walked to the bar on pine street, got two fingers of whiskey and enough change for a couple songs on the jukebox.

My filthy fingers trembled as I slipped the quarters inside the machine. I knew I could have added the money to the group's tip jar in the back, but my mind drifted, wouldn't the mexican family be better off if we collectively grabbed the community (lawyers, doctors, the pd) by the balls and refused work without ... my mind drifted again, my glass was empty and my last song ended

GelOkOzQ9cw

So I came and now I'm back here practicing zone posting, smoking a j, waiting for my jacobin to come in the mail reading bout cia plants, i think i've got this miltiant radicalism down

SEuKkcX1uKA
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deadken posted:

every poster at the rhizzone is with an intelligence agency. i'm in mossad. jools is mi5. crow is fsb. discipline works for the cia. tpaine is an Anonymous plant. this is where we like to get together and ironically discuss our work in the intelligence community. apart from aedril lol he just posts here for some reason




lol rhizzone and intelligence. good one there, buddy

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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LaserJew is an ADL plant, but at least xhe's somewhat open about it.
#23
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Idk. I hope there are CIA and Mossad operatives posting here. FBI won't bother because, I mean, would you ever buy a rocket launcher from another rHizzonE poster? If someone is getting a salary to maintain an online presence I have nothing to say but go eat a big bowl of kudos.
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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babyhueypnewton posted:

you're probably right, he posts like a conservative pretending to be radical. no subtlety, no real passion or knowledge, posts all the time despite no one really knowing him or liking him. gj laserjew



there but for the grace of total unemployability go i

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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I actually bought a pressure cooker a couple weeks before the bombing, of course I still have it in an unexploded state and several witnesses have seen me ply it on beans. But still it's easy to imagine FBI at their giant Guess Who board of "persons of interest" and someone says "Owns a pressure cooker" and my face doesn't flip down with the rest of them
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mustang19 posted:

you're probably right, he posts like a conservative pretending to be radical. no subtlety, no real passion or knowledge, posts all the time despite no one really knowing him or liking him. gj laserjew

"Radicalism" is actually a form of liberalism. And nobody knows me because I don't post my facebook all over the internet.



no, i found it because of your username on scribd. Do you think deadken was joking or something

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Everyone get the fuck the job. More than One
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It would be cool if there was a fascist version of rhizzone, except with actual fascists and stormfronters (not leftists trying to be ironic).

#29
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Its ifap
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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mustang19 posted:

It would be cool if there was a fascist version of rhizzone, except with actual fascists and stormfronters (not leftists trying to be ironic).



if Neo-National Socialists would just drop the whole Zionist-manufactured anti-black racism thing....id make the website

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Crow posted:

Its ifap



Is that a threat?

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mustang19 posted:

I live with my parents and support communism because I'm too lazy to get a job, not even trolling about the first part.



can't you guys see that I'm just a filthy lazy drain on society like you?

for realsies tho

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I feel mustang should probably be studying for the SAT or working up the courage to ask that special someone to prom.
#34
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You guys probably have jobs and professional goals, I can't even afford a McRib.
#35
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spooks have sadbrains too, you guys
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swampman posted:

LaserJew is an ADL plant, but at least xhe's somewhat open about it.



fuck you no i'm not.

but while we're on the subject, show of hands, who here agrees with my heartfelt and in no way insincere belief of DTI?

*hand trembles over screenshot button in anticipation*

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Online
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https://twitter.com/rhizzone/status/327591411694313472
no answer...
#39
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"oh god not another one of these"
#40
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this is LJ1 to Zion control, LJ1 to Zion control come in, over

the matzoh has been burned, i repeat, the matzoh has been burned

exodus imminent

requesting immediate right to return, over