#161
Kurdt
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the stigma against drunk driving is pure ideology
#162
hi
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gyrofry posted:


#163
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You should get a divorce but support the kid 'cause come on, staying married you're gonna pretend the kid is yours until he learns when he's older who the real baby-daddy is and then you have all that unnecessary resentment.
#164
Dont Mess With Sucess
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littlegreenpills, you've made 10/9ths the posts i have, and i know what kind of dedication it takes to make this many posts. maybe it's time to leave this little game behind and start being a good husband to your wife.
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#167
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condolences, for those who got cheated on
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#169
Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

Look at it this way, littlegreenpills. You can wait until the baby comes out, and if it's a fat depressed Swedish gender studies major who self-harms, reads Luce Irigaray, cannot grow any facial hair and by her account has extremely atrophied genitals, and then you'll know if you're the dad or not. Oh wait, that won't narrow things down at all!!

#170
Poronto
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here are the test results:

First Response: positive
Clear Blue: positive
Life Brand: positive
$2 test from the dollar store and manufactured in Sri Lanka: negative

another black mark against socialism imo. only a market economy can offer this much reassuring variety
#171
Mike Nelson here.
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littlegreenpills posted:

here are the test results:

First Response: positive
Clear Blue: positive
Life Brand: positive
$2 test from the dollar store and manufactured in Sri Lanka: negative

another black mark against socialism imo. only a market economy can offer this much reassuring variety

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littlegreenpills posted:

here are the test results:

First Response: positive
Clear Blue: positive
Life Brand: positive
$2 test from the dollar store and manufactured in Sri Lanka: negative

another black mark against socialism imo. only a market economy can offer this much reassuring variety


should i pop a bottle or pour out a 40?

#173
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prohairesis posted:

jehu?



yeah him. i like him though, he will at least argue things through with you and never throws some ivy league tantrum

#174
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congrats on having a baby without having to defile yourself through intercourse
#175
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also, Divorce.
#176
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like. really? you had the open relationship conversation after learning she cheated on you? this sounds like you're both in the bargaining stage of grief over your dead marriage
#177
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break up already
#178
Mike Nelson here.
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sell the baby to some gay men, use the money to help her finish school, divorce her and live off her professor alimony in kooba.
#179
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i'm having trouble accepting this as a real human union but

true story my mother in law discovered facebook a while ago and as she doesn't speak English that well she continually calls my wife up for live telephone translations of everything. e.g. is "pis" in the context "love the family pis" simply a typo of "pics" or is someone trying to appreciate my urine? this is some kind of fucked up Anglo idiom isn't it. fucking degenerates. don't lie to me. why are you laughing. your mothers getting abused here. i'm sick of your shit. don't talk to me you bitch. you're no daughter of mine. don't come anywhere near me. *click* so now we're banned from her house again



remains one of the zzone's best public works to date.

#180
Online
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getfiscal posted:

sell the baby to some gay men, use the money to help her finish school, divorce her and live off her professor alimony in kooba.


#181
Poronto
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thanks Donald that was the most constructive suggestion so far especially as we have to stay together for the dog's sake tee hee! (also am moving the fuck out of here as soon as I can save a deposit up which won't be quick.)

e: im not being sarcastic I really think that's good advice from an economic viewpoint at least. i have economics on the brain at the moment, looking at apartments, multiplying all the prices by two and thinking "uuugggghhhhh"

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#182
Mike Nelson here.
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littlegreenpills posted:

thanks Donald that was the most constructive suggestion so far especially as we have to stay together for the dog's sake tee hee! (also am moving the fuck out of here as soon as I can save a deposit up which won't be quick.)

i'm probably not a good person to take advice from anyway.

#183
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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littlegreenpills posted:

thanks Donald that was the most constructive suggestion so far especially as we have to stay together for the dog's sake tee hee! (also am moving the fuck out of here as soon as I can save a deposit up which won't be quick.)

There is no constructive criticism. Your relationship is over. Your wife doesn't appreciate you, doesn't respect your vows, and based on what you've been saying, shows no remorse for her behavior. Get out while the getting is still moderately good.

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Mike Nelson here.
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Cycloneboy posted:

There is no constructive criticism. Your relationship is over. Your wife doesn't appreciate you, doesn't respect your vows, and based on what you've been saying, shows no remorse for her behavior. Get out while the getting is still moderately good.

#185
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lol if you believe there is any difference between marriage vows and any other earnest promises
#186
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sacred vows??? more liek sacred cows!!!!
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Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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slumlord posted:

lol if you believe there is any difference between marriage vows and any other earnest promises

Let your yes be yes, and your no no. Anything more than this comes from the evil one.

#188
Online
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cycloneboy http://i.imgur.com/lTgy2hU.png
#189
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What? Get me out of there.
#190
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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The Bad Boys of Posting: we ride together, we die together. *revs motorcycle*
#191
Online
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mustang19 posted:

What? Get me out of there.

don't disrespect an artist's work

#192
Online
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what, you're no longer in solidarity with cylconeboy ? whats the objection here. mustang.
#193
Online
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Cycloneboy posted:

The Bad Boys of Posting: we ride together, we die together. *revs motorcycle*

#194
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I don't affiliate with the people I troll, or who I steal gimmicks from.
#195
Online
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sorry, you're part of the outsidaz. it's canon now
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Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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mustang19 posted:

I don't affiliate with the people I troll, or who I steal gimmicks from.

You were... trolling me? I thought we were friends... my first friend on LF in so long...

#197
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We still be friends, CB, but nothing more.
#198
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mustang19 posted:

I don't affiliate with the people I troll, or who I steal gimmicks from.



cmon.....

#199
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Because you added the flashy I had to use it.
#200
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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I keep thinking it'd be cool to convert to a religion, like Islam or Buddhism or Hinduism or something, but then I remember they're all full of shit, so...