#121
Poronto
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Barbarossa posted:

I am voting for littlegreenpills because he clearly has staying power



much appreciated! incidentally if I am elected mod I will get her to post here and y'all can ask her anything you like

#122
Kurdt
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this is a safe space, but only for lgp
#123
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If elected, I promise to edit the post where l g p says he's figured out a way to guarantee that she wont cheat on him to describe putting his wife in a sleeping bag, zipping it all the way up, and melting the zipper, what he will describe as "The Portland Chastity Device."
#124
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ChairmanMao posted:

voting babyfinland but only if he closes any thread that doesn't involve discussion re: eating pussy


sex acts are boringly superfluous if you are In Love, and every forum member is now. voting for whoever will start the preliminary preparations for a rhizzone retirement home

#125
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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littlegreenpills posted:

lol who probated me. i agree i agree it sounds ludicrous and infuriating but trust me the dynamics of our relationship have undergone a sea change in recent weeks, also ive made damn sure she won't cheat again.



thats....not how love works

#126
Online
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littlegreenpills posted:

Barbarossa posted:

I am voting for littlegreenpills because he clearly has staying power

much appreciated! incidentally if I am elected mod I will get her to post here and y'all can ask her anything you like

its just going to be you posting while wearing a wig

#127
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possibilities:
  1. LGP has murdered his wife
  2. LGP has murdered his wife and has her corpse desiccating in formal dress in a chair
  3. LGP's wife now wears a chastity belt
  4. LGP has acquired a eunuch to stand guard over his wife, who is not allowed to leave the apartment
#128
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i think i prefer option 4?
#129
SMOOTH PUFFIN ZIGZAGS
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FIFTY VOTES FOR ME
#130
Online
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Hopefully he just murdered the Swede.
#131
SMOOTH PUFFIN ZIGZAGS
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Done counting all the votes. All were for me. Where do I Pick up my mod buttons and other moderator aaccessories.
#132
political car tune
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ilmdge posted:

Hopefully he just murdered the Swede.

he gave the Swede the URL to wddp and he hasn't looked back since.

#133
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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ilmdge posted:

Hopefully he just murdered the Swede.



u dont fuck with The Swede

#134
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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jools posted:

possibilities:

  1. LGP has murdered his wife
  2. LGP has murdered his wife and has her corpse desiccating in formal dress in a chair
  3. LGP's wife now wears a chastity belt
  4. LGP has acquired a eunuch to stand guard over his wife, who is not allowed to leave the apartment
  5. http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/5067/

#135
Poronto
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all of you are righter than you know and yet so so wrong
#136
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#137
political car tune
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littlegreenpills posted:

all of you are righter than you know and yet so so wrong

is he posting with the slashies?

#138
Online
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littlegreenpills posted:

all of you are righter than you know and yet so so wrong

fight club style twist. you were your wife all along

#139
political car tune
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ilmdge posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

all of you are righter than you know and yet so so wrong

fight club style twist. you were your wife all along

the swede was maggotmaster on twitter

#140
[account deactivated]
#141
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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littlegreenpills posted:

all of you are righter than you know and yet so so wrong



uve successfully undergone psychotherapy to reintegrate The Swede with your main alter

#142
tardy on these heaters
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lgp if you don't explain yourself then we're all going to continue to think of you as a cuckhold sissy who smells like curried lentils
#143
tardy on these heaters
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ChairmanMao posted:

voting babyfinland but only if he closes any thread that doesn't involve discussion re: eating pussy



um no

your dorky camp counsellor energy ruined a potentially funny gimmick

#144
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if i were a camp counselor i would make you clean the latrines every day bF
#145
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also i would take your massive candy-stuffed care packages away in a futile effort to make you slim
#146
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she can't cheat on him because he sanctions it now. All aboard the Cuck Crew everyone.
#147
Online
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anyway, ill throw my 2 votes to skylark and roseweird. i think they would have a good working relationship
#148
UNUSUALY COOL
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i vote that ldp's wife contracted a sti that she shared with him
#149
Mike Nelson here.
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haha yeah let's all vote for babyfinland and ruin this place with poisonous men's rights bullshit.
#150
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littlegreenpills posted:

lol who probated me. i agree i agree it sounds ludicrous and infuriating but trust me the dynamics of our relationship have undergone a sea change in recent weeks, also ive made damn sure she won't cheat again. i dont wanna say more than that though



congrats on having the most frightening post on this well-known hate site

#151
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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ohhhh, i get it. "sea change"...clever. tell her to say hi to osama for me
#152
tardy on these heaters
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getfiscal posted:

haha yeah let's all vote for babyfinland and ruin this place with poisonous men's rights bullshit.



im not men's rights, i'm man,,, he's right

#153
political car tune
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can i vote for calista flockhart?
#154
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i vote twice for whoever probated me because fuck you
#155
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i vote for whoever wants the modship the least
#156
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

the dynamics of our relationship have undergone a sea change in recent weeks, also ive made damn sure she won't cheat again. i dont wanna say more than that though

on a freighter crewed by Filipino eunuchs



now how is that goin to stop her from cheating

#157
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lgp you should probably explain yourself since we all think she is tied up in your basement now, eyes held open with clamps, reading Trans Hate Weekly
#158
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i'm going to toronto tomorrow i can check and see if she's alive. will post update on sunday morning or afternoon
#159
Poronto
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no i swear she's alive and healthy and enjoying her life (although possibly less than before)
#160
Nippon
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stop posting these nightmarish things
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