#1561
nice lecture, stegosaurus!
#1562
Dp

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#1563
so far i have gotten 10 accounts banned by posting "it's incredibly hot, OP" on every reddit thread about male rape i can find
#1564
so far i have gotten 0 accounts banned by posting "it's incredibly hot, OP" on every reddit thread about male rape i can find
#1565
there's a rap joke somewhere here
#1566
damn gateway. my hubris
#1567
the transmission on my pizza delivery vehicle gave out the other day on the way to the funeral of my grandmother so i bought a new subaru. yay for debt.
#1568
I'm going to Denver in 9 days. Weed.
#1569
aerdil you should have spent the money on a fleet of pizza delivery drones
#1570
a colleague got moved to next to me and the first thing she did was enthusiastically insist my desk needed a "hot makeover" and proceeded to tidy it up for me and then a couple days later there was a party and she got really wasted and spent approx 60 minutes in total standing very close to me cheerfully peptalking me on how i gotta smarten up and comb my damn hair and project a power image to get SERIOUS RESPECT so everyone else can appreciate my "inner kick ass ness" the way she does while my wife looked on very angrily
#1571
subarus own, weed owns. welcome to colorado
#1572

aerdil posted:

the transmission on my pizza delivery vehicle gave out the other day on the way to the funeral of my grandmother so i bought a new subaru. yay for debt.

#1573
the transmission on my pizza delivery vehicle gave out the other day on the way to the funeral of my grandmother so i bought a new subaru. yay for debt.
#1574
the third wheel of my hotdog-shaped delivery vehicle - which coincidentially is also somehow the spitting image of the mr bean car - gave out the other day ont he way to grandma's funeral + spraying peat bog onto all the assembled attendees. so i bought a new yugo. yay for debt.

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#1575
that is all accurate
#1576
My miniature amusement park locomotive engine derailed on a empty can of cat food and dumped my mom's still warm body off the caboose into a nest of soldier ants; so I bought a single too-big rollerskate from the pawn shop. Yay for debt
#1577
a local paper covered a project we set up last year. denounce me for revisionism.

http://www.sandiego6.com/news/local/Youth-offenders-are-getting-a-second-chance-322456482.html

SAN DIEGO -- Young people who commit crimes in City Heights are getting a second chance as part of a program that's offering an alternative to the traditional juvenile justice system.

Offenders are being put face-to-face with their victims.

It's called restorative justice and its keeping youth offenders out of juvenile hall, while repairing the harm done on victims, families, the community and even the offenders themselves.

Debbie Newkirk was sitting in a trolley on her way to work when out of nowhere, a teen came up from behind and stole her purse.

"I was yelling, somebody stop him, stop him! He stole my purse and thank God three guys jumped in and started following him and they managed to tackle him down the street," said Newkirk.

Both Newkirk and her youth offender were introduced to the City Heights restorative community conference pilot project. It gave the teen a chance to apologize and take ownership for his actions.

"I know they are young, dumb, stupid kids and they act impulsively. You are there to help them and that was my goal, to go through and help him," she said.

The qualified youth offenders are asked to participate based on the crimes they commit, from battery and theft to domestic violence and vandalism.

"We're looking for innovative ways to get offenders the services that they need and keep those that shouldn't be in the system, those that are low risk out of it," said Matt Jenkins, chief probation officer.

Together with their victims, offenders workout a customize plan of action designed to repair the harm. That includes community service, restitution, after-school activities or taking drug or alcohol classes.

"What's important to note is holding youth offenders accountable doesn't always means prosecuting them in the juvenile court and putting them into juvenile hall," said San Diego County District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis.

"This is also exciting for us because it really means reversing a trend that has been occurring for far too long. Too many young people being locked up," said Diana Ross, executive director of Mid-City Community Action Network.

More than 40 youth offenders have been referred to the program with 24 going through the entire process. Its 95 percent compliance rate shows restorative justice is working.

"After this program, I changed completely and I thank this program for it because I am a better person now and it opened my eyes," said Jose Ortega, 17, youth offender who participated in the program.

To qualify for the program, youth offenders must have committed their offense or live in specified mid-city zip codes.

There are plans to expand the project to other parts of the city in the near future.

#1578
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#1579
hi conec
#1580
well ive been in the trade now *adjusts suspenders, staring into the distance* for about a month. I am doing pretty well. I'm already bending conduit (look it up its not my job to educate u) and reading blueprints and working on my own. when i say "working on my own" I am doing the most basic possible shit, but I'm being taught a lot, i can feel my arms and wrists getting stronger and everyone is being very encouraging. I'm with this one journeyman who is in his mid 30s and we're really hitting it off. I have a suspicion he's related to a lady i met at a socialist thing a year ago so he might be Down either way he's cool and I lucked out because I'm sure I could have been stuck with someone who is tough to work with. I've already seen my first nazi graf in the porta potty, already heard someone talk about 'beaners' so I'm getting the full experience. I actually enjoy the work, its way better than fedex although you definitely go home tired at the end of the day.

they took another class of apprentices, i was number 20 and they took.... drum roll.... 15. so im 5th in line and if they take another class soon i'll be in and making a bunch more money and officially an apprentice.

so, bottom line, like the job, people like me, im a good worker mister foreman man,
#1581
IVE BEEN LIVING IN A TRAILER FOR 7 MONTHS WELL Bye
#1582

stegosaurus posted:

well ive been in the trade now *adjusts suspenders, staring into the distance* for about a month. I am doing pretty well. I'm already bending conduit (look it up its not my job to educate u) and reading blueprints and working on my own. when i say "working on my own" I am doing the most basic possible shit, but I'm being taught a lot, i can feel my arms and wrists getting stronger and everyone is being very encouraging. I'm with this one journeyman who is in his mid 30s and we're really hitting it off. I have a suspicion he's related to a lady i met at a socialist thing a year ago so he might be Down either way he's cool and I lucked out because I'm sure I could have been stuck with someone who is tough to work with. I've already seen my first nazi graf in the porta potty, already heard someone talk about 'beaners' so I'm getting the full experience. I actually enjoy the work, its way better than fedex although you definitely go home tired at the end of the day.

they took another class of apprentices, i was number 20 and they took.... drum roll.... 15. so im 5th in line and if they take another class soon i'll be in and making a bunch more money and officially an apprentice.

so, bottom line, like the job, people like me, im a good worker mister foreman man,



cool. my friend is also about 4 months into the ibew pre-apprenticeship and he really likes it so far. i was a bit worried because he went in with absolutely 0 construction experience, but after a bit of a rough start he seems to be doing really well and his foreman likes him a lot.

#1583

solzhesnitchin posted:

stegosaurus posted:

well ive been in the trade now *adjusts suspenders, staring into the distance* for about a month. I am doing pretty well. I'm already bending conduit (look it up its not my job to educate u) and reading blueprints and working on my own. when i say "working on my own" I am doing the most basic possible shit, but I'm being taught a lot, i can feel my arms and wrists getting stronger and everyone is being very encouraging. I'm with this one journeyman who is in his mid 30s and we're really hitting it off. I have a suspicion he's related to a lady i met at a socialist thing a year ago so he might be Down either way he's cool and I lucked out because I'm sure I could have been stuck with someone who is tough to work with. I've already seen my first nazi graf in the porta potty, already heard someone talk about 'beaners' so I'm getting the full experience. I actually enjoy the work, its way better than fedex although you definitely go home tired at the end of the day.

they took another class of apprentices, i was number 20 and they took.... drum roll.... 15. so im 5th in line and if they take another class soon i'll be in and making a bunch more money and officially an apprentice.

so, bottom line, like the job, people like me, im a good worker mister foreman man,

cool. my friend is also about 4 months into the ibew pre-apprenticeship and he really likes it so far. i was a bit worried because he went in with absolutely 0 construction experience, but after a bit of a rough start he seems to be doing really well and his foreman likes him a lot.

thats dope. lets all try to impress our foremans.

#1584

Keven posted:

IVE BEEN LIVING IN A TRAILER FOR 7 MONTHS WELL Bye


the rent's cheap

#1585
The Green Party is pouring money into Victoria in an effort to dislodge NDP MP Murray Rankin. He only narrowly won a recent by-election, defeating the Green candidate who had outspent the NDP.

http://thetyee.ca/Opinion/2015/09/08/Green-Party-Mercenaries/

Who cares that Rankin was an early board member of the Wilderness Committee, former president of West Coast Environmental Law, former chair of the Land Conservancy of BC, started teaching environmental law in 1977 at the University of Victoria, and has acted for several First Nations as legal counsel on environmental issues over decades?

Who cares that Rankin's environmental credentials might even exceed those of May, who worked for the environment minister under Conservative prime minister Brian Mulroney at one point?



He's even a vegetarian for god's sake.

In 2013 Rankin, a sitting member of parliament, was barred from attending public meetings on the Northern Gateway pipeline. So the Greens are spending their resources to oust an MP who, in opposition, is completely powerless, but has excellent environmentalist credentials, in order to replace him with another MP who, in opposition, will be completely powerless.

#1586
BC environmental politics is a joke anyway, everyone talks about the environment and then drives their giant SUV everywhere. Victoria is constantly choked with cars. And the conservatives -- sorry I mean the "BC Liberal Party" which is allied with the federal Conservative Party -- win most of the elections anyway. It's the liberal nimby bullshit capital of canada. I wish it would finally merge with Washington state. Or the sea. Or the great sea of magma underneath the earth
#1587
Whoopsie! Meant that for the Canadian Election thread.
#1588
rip in peace mustang
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-34292809
#1589
following in this dudes footsteps
http://www.commondreams.org/hambaconeggs
#1590
http://www.commondreams.org/hambaconeggs-screen-names

'HamBaconEggs" Screen Names

Laissez FAIR
AuntieZOG
Mordechai Vanunu
AngryGoy

lol
#1591
ahahaah
#1592
hamba con eggs
#1593
you are all playing real life and are probably good at it
i'm gonna stop posting or trolling and go live
big ups to everyone
you are awesome!


bye

#1594
goon -grats/-dolences
#1595
nJfeFe4CKEk
#1596

NoFreeWill posted:

you are all playing real life and are probably good at it
i'm gonna stop posting or trolling and go live
big ups to everyone
you are awesome!


bye

May your life be weightier than Mount Tai.....

#1597
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#1598

tpaine posted:

change someone's username to Biscuits and Garvey



I'll take this one

#1599
you can't escape your past gwap
#1600
noo