#561
i wanted to like his comedy central show but it ended up being pretty bad and liberal. cuba episode was terrible. his set here on the other hand is straight fire
#562
wolf blitzer's expressionless reaction lmao
#563

#564
obama made a derogatory comrade joke at bernie and im fuckin PISSED
#565
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#566
wolf blitzer's expression was a result of squeezing a pimple the size of a human
#567
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#568

glomper_stomper posted:

someone link to the good parts. i want to see as little of a WHCD as humanly possible

Here's a transcript, but it was probably worth watching just for all the long faces

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2016/05/01/the-complete-transcript-of-larry-wilmores-2016-white-house-correspondents-dinner-speech/

#569
"No. Wolf, things have not worked out as well as you would hoped for, I’m sure, Andy is so much faster on that signaling device today. But it’s long been our policy on Celebrity Jeopardy that all contestants get to play in the final round. And so even though you are in minus $4,600 now, we’re going to wipe that out, going to give you an even $1,000. So you get to play in final Jeopardy as well…"
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#571
we are the 8%
#572
it appears as though bernie supporters have set up a "people's summit" in mid-june in chicago which is a "declaration of independence" from mainstream politics, and they've invited bernie to speak. notably this is immediately after the democratic primary ends and presumably clinton will be the presumptive nominee. so you've got to wonder what will happen there.
#573
do i have to? i don't really wanna
#574

thirdplace posted:

do i have to? i don't really wanna

you can choose not to wonder, but you can't choose not to choose.

#575
You don't have to wonder what will happen. Liberalism will happen.

And maybe a Klinton Klan rally
#576
Maybe he will call for people's councils in all major cities that will form the basis of a people's power. I'm not jumping to conclusions....
#577
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#578
psst, i got this exclusive footage from the summit:

Spoiler!

#579
it was me, Chicago! it was me all along!
#580
i wish we could just fast forward to the elections. i am not really looking forward to even the three minutes of highlight reel from the clinton vs trump debates. what would the questions even be? "so how many people are you going to kill, and why should we trust you to be the one to hit the highest kills number?"
#581

drwhat posted:

i wish we could just fast forward to the elections. i am not really looking forward to even the three minutes of highlight reel from the clinton vs trump debates. what would the questions even be? "so how many people are you going to kill, and why should we trust you to be the one to hit the highest kills number?"

i forgot they were even going to debate until this post.... damn.... yeah that's going to be awful lol

#582
#583

eccentricdeathmongrel posted:


Can u blame an old man for wanting one final disappointment to rage against in his twilight years

#584

eccentricdeathmongrel posted:



donald is awful







at posting

#585

camera_obscura posted:

donald is awful







at posting

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

#586
SHAUN!!!
#587

eccentricdeathmongrel posted:


I guess the Rhizzone Consensus has not been delivered to fellow travelers

#588
Parenti's been really critical of Bernie for a long time before this campaign, taking him to task for Yugoslavia etc. Doesn't really excuse that weirdness but it's not like he's blindly suggesting it. lotta old leftos are real big into lesser evilism for whatever reason
#589
i still don't know why you guys are so against him. i can't think of a single country that went straight to communism without going through a period of social democracy (without foreign backing). the country is going be doing imperialism until another power assumes the role (if the revolution occurs first in the u.s, some other country would take the emigrants and assume the role of global policeman {haha it just occurred to me how funny that common liberal expression is when you realise most people hate the police} against the revolution).
if the us is a social democracy, of course that is no guarantee that the imperialism will stop. russia after all, maintained it's involvement in the great war after the tsar was overthrown and social democracy established. however, it means that there is a bit of breathing room. Socialism is no longer a bad word, the government can't publicly make anti-socialist comments or decisions without attracting the ire of their supporters. bernie's democratic socialism isn't really socialism. that's the only reason it hasn't been destroyed or ignored completely.
mass political participation, not just in voting, will increase awareness of Socialism. fascist rallies will mobilize anti-fascists, and disrupting them will increase solidarity and foster ties in shared blood shed. social democracy winning would make socialism more possible, not less.
#590

Red_Canadian posted:

i still don't know why you guys are so against him.


first, a period of social democracy isnt just something you get when you vote for a "social democrat", it's something that happens when capital fears radical workers movements enough that it is willing to grant dramatic concessions to certain sections of those movements in order to defuse further development of the class struggle and head off actual socialism. sanders doesnt even have that because he doesnt have a strong, radical workers movement to throw under the bus (at least any more than any other candidate does). also,

getfiscal posted:

imagine if sanders won and he was like alright folks time to implement my plan to break up every major financial institution into smaller banks. i'll just pass this bill through congress which shatters wall street.

congress: yes, we will quickly pass this bill. we may not all be fans of yours but we definitely agree we should take on the combined might of US financial institutions.

wall street: well, the bill passed, and i think we learned a valuable lesson. we lost trillions in investments but that's life. fortunately sanders is very much a supporter of main street, so the economy will be fine.

insurance companies: oh now he's socialized health insurance. our entire industry is closing down. we'll have to make the transition as easy as possible for patients, since it's the right thing to do.

doctors: the government directly employs us now, which is fine with us, since we went into this profession to heal people, not clear a million a year tightening the skin on people's necks.

democratic socialists of america: thank you guys so much for being cool about this.

#591
It's okay, Red Canadian. We just have to stay the course. Everything will be good. Change is in the wind. Not this election, but maybe 8 years down the line. The Bernie Babies will have had their left leanings hardened by witnessing President Hillary in action. More of the older reactionary voters will be gone and more radical youths will be of voting age. In 8 years, presidential candidate swampman will be able to point to his rHizzonE posting history in the Blood Lies thread, and it will be a political asset proving his communist bona fides.
#592
argh lost a post. 8 years is too long to ask people to wait in the current situation.
as for c_man's post, that precisely my point. social democracy is a non-starter, there is a reason capitalism dominates our society, and it's not because there needs to be just a couple more laws to restrain their excesses. we know this, but the masses don't. we know this because we are the learned scholar types. even if we arrived there from self-taught whilst scrabbling for a living. most people just scrabble, devote their desire for knowledge to pre-packed harmless tidbits, like the starting offensive line of who the fuck cares. our role is to be hard scrabblers, who also are stalwart and personally courageous advocates for socialism.
#593
yeah not like socdems supported ww1 and then murdered the people who opposed them with paramilitaries that would become the base for the nazis. it's called social fascism because it makes socialism less possible, like all fascism.
#594

Red_Canadian posted:

argh lost a post. 8 years is too long to ask people to wait in the current situation.
as for c_man's post, that precisely my point. social democracy is a non-starter, there is a reason capitalism dominates our society, and it's not because there needs to be just a couple more laws to restrain their excesses. we know this, but the masses don't. we know this because we are the learned scholar types. even if we arrived there from self-taught whilst scrabbling for a living. most people just scrabble, devote their desire for knowledge to pre-packed harmless tidbits, like the starting offensive line of who the fuck cares. our role is to be hard scrabblers, who also are stalwart and personally courageous advocates for socialism.


what the hell is this

#595

marimite posted:

yeah not like socdems supported ww1 and then murdered the people who opposed them with paramilitaries that would become the base for the nazis. it's called social fascism because it makes socialism less possible, like all fascism.

imo that's giving the man too much credit. i've never seen anything to indicate that sanders is anything other than a progressive liberal, which makes sense given the party he is running to be a candidate of

#596
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#597
"The social-democratic workers' parties are perfect examples of 'component parts' of the bourgeois. Ideological State Apparatuses which allow themselves to be assimilated by both bourgeois State Ideology and the 'rules' of the 'political and associative game' of these ISAs."

Social democratism, like Bernie Sanders' campaign, is a politics of class collaboration.

"When social democratic reform leaders are in 'power' they conduct themselves as 'loyal managers of the capitalist regime,' which they have no desire really to 'overthrow,' at least not in deeds, whatever their declarations."

Don't think we need to look any further in recent history than Syriza on that point.

Supporting Bernie Sanders is a dead end and just a capitulation of the working class to the politics of the bourgeois class. Don't do it! It's a Trap!
#598

Red_Canadian posted:

i still don't know why you guys are so against him.



then maybe you should start reading our posts

#599
no, i have been reading your posts. it's the repeated point that social democracy is a dupe of capital, that redirects the workers' anger and renders it less harmful to their interests. however, this doesn't change my main point. what are the examples of countries going from a regular capitalist society to communism without an interval of social democracy in between? china and russia both shared this.
you seem to be staying that ideological correctness is completely necessary for communism, but canada already has in two communist parties, and the american have their equivalents. this just in, they have absolutely failed to increase their support over decades.
it seems like plenty of young people are supporting bernie. i'm saying that is a potential growth area for communism, because he's talking about some of the right things and he's popular. i'm not denying your point. i just can't understand how it means that we should maintain ideological rigidity and correctness when that has been shown to utterly fail in increasing support.
I guess my point could be summed up like this; since there hasn't never been a workers revolution that was successful without an interval of social democracy failing to support the workers interests, therefore we should support a social democratic candidate that we know will fail those interests, because then we can share the betrayal with the other disillusioned folks and further radicalise them.
you seem to be saying the appropriate thing to do is stay aloof, promote the correct line, and support only those movements who have no connection to the masses.
#600
its really bizarre to hear someone saying "we should push for this thing that we dont want and wont do any good because that's what's supposed to happen" accusing other people of ideological rigidity, regardless of weird claims about russian/chinese social democracy. which periods are you talking about there anyway? the russian provisional government & KMT?