#41
my posting is icebrewed to FUCK U UP
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#43
ice beer is a great way to squeeze that extra .5% out of your cheap beer. its for the discriminating alcoholic who doesnt want to just drink malt liquor like some hobo
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Staek n' Shak
#46
i prefer to drink delirium tremens, which is 8.5% alcohol. its also coincidentally named after the state i wake up in every morning
#47
ive been making it platinum night after night, 6% alc with the calories of a light beer.. almost anyway. abnd, it gives you a good drunkenness, not the vodka kind of drunk where your head feels heavy and your limbs feel sluggish and u just feel like going to sleep but the lightheaded giddy feeling u get from something like a nice champagne weith a plastic top instead of a cork? #makeitplatinum
#48
thats some rich dude shit mainne wtf...
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#50
maybe try different but similar substances, like ether or keyboard cleaner. variety is the spice of life
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#52
i got paid the other day and bought a bottle of jameson and felt like a fancy rich man
#53
i also got this 2l bottle of single malt scotch i got in an airport in montenegro. good shit
#54
alcohol is a neurotoxin don't drink it kids.
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hhmmm yes instead ill be boring and make plans to be an accountant and not have sex and murder my dear old grandmother. good advice.
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#58
i drink cause im in law school and its basically a necessity. its only gonna get worse when im a public defender, and i will still have to drink cheap shit
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tpaine posted:

TG posted:

i drink cause im in law school and its basically a necessity. its only gonna get worse when im a public defender, and i will still have to drink cheap shit

i'm a pubic defender



that explains the drinking and generally cynical outlook on life

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tpaine posted:

how about instead of drinking, all of us 'zzone alkies get together and support eachother and work to address the things in our lives that make us dr hahaa

alclohol?

#62

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

hhmmm yes instead ill be boring and make plans to be an accountant and not have sex and murder my dear old grandmother. good advice.

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if i was going to kill my grandmother id def have to get drunk first... cycloneboy you're pretty fucked up dude
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

hhmmm yes instead ill be boring and make plans to be an accountant and not have sex and murder my dear old grandmother. good advice.

Wow, mocking accountants, the backbone of any functional modern economic system? what a surprise that such juvenile short-sightedness comes from a rhizzone poster. durr i hate math so let's destroy civilization!

#66
seriously guys my grandmother died and you're making a joke about me murdering her. that's not really funny.
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#68
i really wanted to be an accountant but then i became a huge supporter of ron paul in 1999.
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#70
well technically i became a ron paul fan in 2001 or so i guess, libertarian in 1999
#71
everyone please stop accusing cycloneteen o murdering his grandmother until you get some evidence
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#73
sometimes i see people with certain political opinions and i'm like "that already happened"... like... dude... get the memo... mittens was so 2007
#74
I'm trying to avoid solitary drinking but tonight I'm going to an RNC party.
#75
don't ever avoid solitary drinking
#76
some of my best drinking occurs in solitude. in fact, once, while drinking alone, i met jesus himself.
#77
hurr let me consume a bunch of poison to fuck up my perception of reality. but instead of something like MDMA, which brings good feelings and does little-to-no permanent damage, it'll be a depressant that makes you stupid and destroys your liver.
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tpaine posted:

why is social drinking acceptable but alone drinking not



allow me to introduce you to a little something i call the 'social-drinkriarchy'