#121
i once told a woman that i wouldn't mind dating her if she agreed we'd never have sex. got a pretty good head on my shoulders, no craziness whatsoever, cool cool.
#122
crow im sure u jerk it 2 the pr0n also.
#123

Goethestein posted:

crow im sure u jerk it 2 the pr0n also.

have you seen a picture of crow. dude is too handsome to function.

#124
I jerk IT to stephen king. Just After Sunset, I take The Stand: The Complete & Uncut Edition, unveil my Dark Tower, and take The Shining to it. Oh Carrie, My Heart's in Atlantis but this Bag of Bones is Under the Dome, Cujo's out, and Cycle of the Werewolf is too far gone. Pet Sematary
#125
a cool thing about stephen king's IT is that the evil clown is defeated through the magic of a preteen gangbang
#126
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#127

tpaine posted:

Crow posted:

Lack of sex in an intimate relationship is not an issue for goatstein, who jerks it to p0rno. Sick! Thats dope.

Disgusting.

catchphrase

#128

gyrofry posted:

a cool thing about stephen king's IT is that the evil clown is defeated through the magic of a preteen gangbang


Uhh maybe a trigger warning next time asshat?

#129

Crow posted:

Lack of sex in an intimate relationship is not an issue for goatstein, who jerks it to p0rno. Sick! Thats dope.



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yea

#130
hey cycloneboy have u seen the new study that shows men who are castrated live 14 to 19 years longer? apparently male sex hormones decrease longevity. have you considered becoming an eunuch to both have a longer life and really dedicate yourself to the asexual lifestyle? it's the only rational thing to do imo
#131

aerdil posted:

hey cycloneboy have u seen the new study that shows men who are castrated live 14 to 19 years longer? apparently male sex hormones decrease longevity. have you considered becoming an eunuch to both have a longer life and really dedicate yourself to the asexual lifestyle? it's the only rational thing to do imo

link? bc damn that sounds wicked.

#132
just gonna start posting this in every cycloneboy thread

#133
oh i just looked up the study and it's based on like ancient Korean dudes? weeeeak.
#134
and here i was getting ready to get my balls chopped off.
#135
sex is great! wahoooo! sex is super. jk it is not great or wahoo. sex is weird and creepy kinda like politics.
i tip my hat at you psychicboi for your purity
#136

hey posted:

i tip my hat at you psychicboi for your purity

i prefer the term sexless inhuman automaton, tia

#137
Step 1. Go to Google
Step 2. Search this key : dixvi share all porn premium accounts
Step 3. Enjoy!
In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.
Chris Brown 13 hours ago
#138
apparently mint tea can really lower testosterone levels, I've been drinking a few cups a day for awhile for its stomach relaxing effects (MY VALVE) and apparently I'm turning myself into weird sexless alien – not that I mind of course.
#139
who's willing to post their nudes in the p'zone and then give us permission to masturbate, I really need to but the guilt is overwhelming. im a feminist dont kinkshame
#140

getfiscal posted:

let's say your melissa is walking home from work at the yoga factory (tm) and she gets clipped by an aggressive puerto rican bike messenger and now she walks with a limp. is it okay to pack their stuff and leave it outside in the rain? you betcha!

come on you people. have you ever been in love? you don't break up with a person you love because they eat the last bowl of cheerios. you are glad they ate the last bowl of cheerios, because you place them above yourself. you live to please one another. you dont debase yourself with porn. when problems appear you approach them mutually through love and commitment. a life well-lived is a life shared, and you glorify god through your beautiful love for one another.

#141

ilmdge posted:

getfiscal posted:

let's say your melissa is walking home from work at the yoga factory (tm) and she gets clipped by an aggressive puerto rican bike messenger and now she walks with a limp. is it okay to pack their stuff and leave it outside in the rain? you betcha!

come on you people. have you ever been in love? you don't break up with a person you love because they eat the last bowl of cheerios. you are glad they ate the last bowl of cheerios, because you place them above yourself. you live to please one another. you dont debase yourself with porn. when problems appear you approach them mutually through love and commitment. a life well-lived is a life shared, and you glorify god through your beautiful love for one another.

this but you do debase yourself w/ porn.

#142
i'm gonna debase myself all night looong
#143
r/mensrights seems p cool actually. goodbye fuckos!
#144
man r/mensrights is way chiller than i thought it would be. i expected to be reading the male equivalent of "radical" "feminism" but it's not? i mean there's a bit of using the term "feminist" to mean "bad person/misandrist" but there are some p valid ways they point out that feminism isn't quite worthy of sacred cow status.
#145
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#146
#147

Cycloneboy posted:

ilmdge posted:

getfiscal posted:

let's say your melissa is walking home from work at the yoga factory (tm) and she gets clipped by an aggressive puerto rican bike messenger and now she walks with a limp. is it okay to pack their stuff and leave it outside in the rain? you betcha!

come on you people. have you ever been in love? you don't break up with a person you love because they eat the last bowl of cheerios. you are glad they ate the last bowl of cheerios, because you place them above yourself. you live to please one another. you dont debase yourself with porn. when problems appear you approach them mutually through love and commitment. a life well-lived is a life shared, and you glorify god through your beautiful love for one another.

this but you do debase yourself w/ porn.

hm i can see how it's hard to imagine going without porn, for a teenage boy like yourself with hormones raging and growing up in the internet age where porn is omnipresent, but consider this scenario:

you wanna get laid everyday but he's only 'in the mood' 3-4 times a week. but you love him, you cherish every moment spent with him, and you love how he thinks and you respect how he feels. together, youre gonna find a way to make that shit work, right? those feelings will give you strength, and if you value him (or her, depending), you can and WILL follow 50 cents advice and avoid pornography.

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#148

Cycloneboy posted:

man r/mensrights is way chiller than i thought it would be. i expected to be reading the male equivalent of "radical" "feminism" but it's not? i mean there's a bit of using the term "feminist" to mean "bad person/misandrist" but there are some p valid ways they point out that feminism isn't quite worthy of sacred cow status.


#149
you don't get to speak for intact boys
#150
YHWH needs his tribute of baby foreskins, I think it's a rather modest request as for as that whole Supreme-Deity/Followers relationship goes, looking at the biblical story it appears he was considering taking the entire baby at first.
#151
like wtf do these people even know, maybe yhwh needs the magic energy of infant genitalia to keep the universe from literally tearing apart. maybe baby dicks are all that stand between all creation and oblivion. you can never know is what i'm saying.
#152
if yahveey needs that hes an idiot
#153

Cycloneboy posted:

man r/mensrights is way chiller than i thought it would be. i expected to be reading the male equivalent of "radical" "feminism" but it's not? i mean there's a bit of using the term "feminist" to mean "bad person/misandrist" but there are some p valid ways they point out that feminism isn't quite worthy of sacred cow status.



actually mensrights is awful because they adopt the ideology and language of feminism and elevate oppression to the highest good. a real mensrights would be a celebration of strength and power and not a bunch of boring white dudes wanting to gain an identity through persecution.

#154

Transient_Grace posted:

like wtf do these people even know, maybe yhwh needs the magic energy of infant genitalia to keep the universe from literally tearing apart. maybe baby dicks are all that stand between all creation and oblivion. you can never know is what i'm saying.



god is self sufficient and rich beyond need my friedn

#155

babyhueypnewton posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

man r/mensrights is way chiller than i thought it would be. i expected to be reading the male equivalent of "radical" "feminism" but it's not? i mean there's a bit of using the term "feminist" to mean "bad person/misandrist" but there are some p valid ways they point out that feminism isn't quite worthy of sacred cow status.

actually mensrights is awful because they adopt the ideology and language of feminism and elevate oppression to the highest good. a real mensrights would be a celebration of strength and power and not a bunch of boring white dudes wanting to gain an identity through persecution.

their ideology is based entirely around their weakness and perceived persecution, their impotence. it glorious

#156
im gonna need a chart for this one
#157

shennong posted:

Transient_Grace posted:

like wtf do these people even know, maybe yhwh needs the magic energy of infant genitalia to keep the universe from literally tearing apart. maybe baby dicks are all that stand between all creation and oblivion. you can never know is what i'm saying.

god is self sufficient and rich beyond need my friedn

do u think god is as rich or as self sufficient as warren buffett

#158

Impper posted:

if yahveey needs that hes an idiot

maybe hes just gaey

#159

babyhueypnewton posted:

actually mensrights is awful because they adopt the ideology and language of feminism and elevate oppression to the highest good. a real mensrights would be a celebration of strength and power and not a bunch of boring white dudes wanting to gain an identity through persecution.

they don't adopt the ideology of feminism, thus their abandonment of e.g. patriarchy theory.

also "boring white dudes wanting to gain an identity through persecution"? sounds really feminist, and not in a good way. maybe check your biases?

#160
"boring white dudes" - a phrase used by a supporter of Marx, Lenin, etc.